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what should I bake? I'm thinking jam tarts & some mince pies. What else is easy?
I've never made it
I will 'do' anyone who gives me Bara Brith.
Apart from my mum.
Its just like a fruit loaf cake - but don't forget to slightly burn it!
Beth amdanoch Teisen Lap?
I only know how to make cookies, scones and jam tarts, but I fancy giving something else a go
Using the recipe I'll post below!
Soak 10oz. mixed dried fruit in 2 cups hot tea, cover and let stand overnight.
Strain the fruit, saving the liquid. Add 3 oz. brown sugar, grated rind of a lemon, 1 ¼ teaspoons pumpkin spice (or any mixture of cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, allspice), 1 egg and 12oz. self-rising flour to the fruit.
Add the liquid a bit at a time until the batter is of soft, dropping consistency. Pour into a greased brown paper lined 2lb. loaf pan and bake at 350F for 45-55 minutes until firm to the touch.
If it goes well I'll bring some to Llundain in January
because mince pies are 'orrible
is proven to be the easiest thing in the world to bake.
That or crunchy biscuits, or sponge cake, or buns.... mmmmmmm..... I love baking.
Lemon drizzle cake
carrot cake. Mmm.
Does anyone know how to make nice banana bread? Preferably without nuts, or something.
Well, the ones i checked do.
Is it horrible to feed someone nuts when they claim to be allergic but really aren't?
but be sure they aren't allergic, otherwise it's murder
He happily eats things which have warnings on that they may have been in contact with things that were possibly in contact with nuts 1000 years ago.
Thus I am convinced he's lying.
Maybe murder wouldn't be so bad, though. My life needs some drama.
really. A mate of mine is allergic to prawns, apparently his throat swells up and everything. I've been trying to get him to eat them for years
The nuts are optional
Cheers. I'll save the death for another day.
I ache to bake
much better than susannah
I'll make BOTH types and criticise both profusely.
I have to bake a load of stuff by tomorrow
happens if you don't bake a load of stuff by tomorrow? Is this the plotline for the new series of 24? You should film it and flog it off, hour by hour.
PATCH ME THROUGH TO CTU!
episode 1: yo_soy goes to Tescos to purchase ingredients. Stops off in newsagents to flick through Xmas edition of Razzle
episode 2: yo_soy puts ingredients together
episode 3: yo_soy posts on DiS while he waits for things to bake
watch it. In fact, I'm going to sit in all week until episode 4 is on
yo_soy washes up all the dishes/utensils and puts the kettle on
hell, this is good stuff. I hear that this series involves some mad cake-baking terrorists?
you'll just have to wait until it's on ITV5
how come there are so many chicks on here who know about cooking
I can only think of one female under the age of fifty who is a genuinely great cook, and she is a foreign.
All the others are firmly in the 'mmm...lovely jacket spud with baked beans on it brigade'
Have you been hanging out with Marlowx?
no, I've got a girlfriend, so I don't need to pretend to be offended by an innocent slang expression for 'girls' in a desperate attempt to get laid
and laid by who? I live in a different country to everyone else here
Get a sense of humor
I'd come to Ireland to sleep with you sweetcheeks
I didn't take it out for air
who's laughing now?
or is that what you call your old chap?
or did you mean *Indie*?
of baby seals!
if you knew what i know
to talk to you anymore, lord of patronising-ness. Tell me now please!
just look at his evil eyes. you know that any second now it's going to pounce on you and rip open your jugular with its jaws of death
blind! you're evil, taking the piss out of blind seals.
they just thrash about gnashing their jaws at anything within reach, that's how i lost my foot.
profile pic it's overload cuteness!
(sorry that is my random thought)
"when the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside"
(hmmm that sounds odd)
Don't you just hate it when you call out the wrong name during man rape?
ha! I found what I said very very amusing...
1 person with a girlfriend
aah, fuck it, I'm out of practise at this web-slanging shit.
You win, but it is CLEARLY you who can't take a joke
all I do is make/take jokes. You were just bringing up the fact that you have a girlfriend which you desperatly seem to want people to know while trying to turn a cheeky comment I made into something defamatory. There was no toung in cheek humor in what you said, just insecurity and malice.
it was well cool
right thats it, you are a fucking humourless wanker...
It was ME that made a fucking cheeky comment, by deadpanning that the only reason anyone would notice the word 'chick' would be cos they wanted to get laid. Deadpan. That's when you make a joke that doesn't involve a pie.
If you are too stupid to 'get' that, I feel deeply sorry for you.
I'm not even VAGUELY insecure or malicious, and all I did was respond to your joke. I found what you said funny, and thought we could engage in some 'fun' banter, but no!!!...you're too fucking stupid.
Note that you are the one who turned it from banter into 'oh get a sense of humour bitchiness'. Loser
I disagree, but I don't see the point in continuing this, we could be here all day accusing each other of not having a sense of humor but we'll just be going in circles. Lets just silently hate each other
yeah, fuck off you cock.
Is there a fucking ignore button on this site?
look at my name, I specialize in being annoying
that is all.
are mega easy and you can cut them in 'amusing' shapes
so are jamtarts
Flapjacks are mega easy or do refrigerator cake YUMs
you can leave out the brandy or use rum/baileys/whatever plus you can add fruit/coconut/whatever you fancy to the mix too