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what is it?
Now i get it...yes ha aha ha
or at least a variation of.
or at least a variation of (ie. any 5 year old boy).
and bleeding out of more than one orifice.
So it gives me a goal to aim for with the rest.
I like watching them flinch after I cum on their face.
has such a striking contrast against blue skin, I feel.
cum. I thought of adding a bit of colour in there. Like a cocktail, of cum, blood and severely beaten face.
what you're missing are the more "earthy" tones that we all like to see on such a canvas.
I've got an idea. We'll have TWO 5 year olds. One dead, one alive. We'll get the alive one to cum on the dead boys face. Then we'll kill him too.
surgically extract the sperm from the 5 year old's balls.
Please can I do that?
we can just load his penis up beforehand, like a pistol.
There's nothing like the sight of young sperm filling a hyperdermic.
Have you ever seen young sperm in a young boys mouth. The beauty is too much for me...
a five year old sperm in your mouth.
five year old sperm in your mouth. It's not your fault you lost your toothbrush...
Who'd have thought he'd have a big black penis?
it must be that hidden eye holding all his secrets
Can fit ALL my tongue in there!
on "Insertion Night".
actually me in the video!
i'm the one inserting
that phrase every night!
Or at least not cries of pain...
I know that is a punchline to some joke I've heard before.
what did the lesbian vampire lovers say to each other?
see you next month
If they only see each other once a month. What do they do inbetween then?
Oh they're vampires.
They probably work away...
lol at this. Head threw back and everything. Ask mouldycherry, I think she saw it
DID YOU SEE IT? I LOVE YOU XX
are you going to the junkplanet thing tomoz? i might go, and if u are going well, thats just an extra incentive innit ; ) X X X
i am wavering see, cos i am going to the all-nighter thing at canvas the next day and i have about £20 for the whole weekend including train fares.. hmmm
i will be there! and im SEXY!
hmmm, i'm not sure
a man comes along
"why the long face?"
"i walked into a bar"
man walks into bar
WHOOPS WRONG JOKE
what do you call a fish without eyes?
is one of man daddy's:
Q: what did the big orange say to the little orange?
A: I PEEEEEEEEEEEL YOUR SEGS
"why the.. wait a second, you have a normal face"
"yes, but i walked into a bar"
"did it hurt"
"i am sorry to hear that"
"but you are blocking my way and i really want to buy a pint"
"it's alright. here, i could buy you one if you'd like"
"that's be lovely, i'll have a carling please"
"despite your hideous taste in beer, i will buy you a carling"
"here is your---OH NO SORRY I SPILT IT ON YOUR FACE"
"OH GOD IT BURNS IN THE CREVICES"
"I AM SO SORRY HERE LET ME GET A NAPKIN AND WIPE YOU DOWN"
"YOU CAN'T, YOU DON'T HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS"
"I DON'T? OH GOD"
severaLOL times over
...a pilot you racist
"what do you call a black man running?"
good old racist dad!
the essex girl has larger areolas
because it's true