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Concerned/Annoyed from Stockton.
http://www.hempelfamily.com/images/Bali4%20090.jpg (work safe!)
Which bicker made you say that?
I only get into a bickering match when Crab attacks me out of nowhere, which happens periodically. Often after Sean has attacked me out of nowhere and I have defended myself. As I've said before, it's just something that happens now and then with those two.
Me and Crablin are fine really though...
Steven Tyler from Aerosmith.
Not Loz. Kingmaker were good though. Yeah.
there is just one thing i need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I fucking love John. We have healthy discussions and try to sound better than each other. Then we just laugh about it and get drunk.
We don't do that last part enough actually.
celebrate shristmas instead!
<wipes tear from eye>
Yours or mine? Tastes like mine?
Can you taste that slight hint of Curry.
In that case that ain't spunk in my eye!! Dude your arse is leaking !
Thats what I've been telling my doctor.
He still won't get his finger up there...
(am I going too far?)
Maybe a little.
He mountain bikes.
Turns out I had Appendicitis.
My arse has stunk of butter ever since :o(
does one smell their arse?
Step 2: Take a whiff !!
New Esther Rantzen prime-time TV show.
and be simultaneously really good friends and really antagonistic to both of them.
such is the life
My brain will only read it as "Crabtree & Evelyn".
What's wrong with you? Can you not read?
Before I read it.
from start to finish.
how can that not be amazing?
for jammin and james_delve right?
There isn't a thread I can't ruin with shit puns and jokes that make no sense!
So Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went "T'PAU!"
I said "Don't you mean KAPOW??
He said "No, I've got china in my hand."
SEE!! I'm doing it already!!
What are you on about?
just go along with it.
My mate is in love with two schoolbags. He's bisatchel.
I've never heard of a bisatchel.
Is it like a man bag?
I phoned the local ramblers club today, and this bloke just went on and on.
you aren't having a place on the lifeboat either now.
I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought that's Aboriginal.
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to
arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
no, just no.
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two crane flies mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spider things doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?" the little girl
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and
innocent question he replied,
"No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a
moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of that gay sh*t in our garden
(thread ends here)
i fucking HATE that film.
"oh hi john_brainlove"
"you seem shorter than last time we met, and i have no vagina"
it's BRILLIANT that film
stand by my convictions. That film smells badly of poo and lame-ness. Not nearly enough mindless slaughter and innuendo for my liking.
Had PLENTY of mindless slaughter and innuendo :(
(for liking that film)
At least you had the constant entertainment of SHIT POINTLESS TRIVIA throughout it.