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Who are you?
Announce yourselves immediately..!
please be nice to me
I can't think of anything to match Chapsticks intro. Immense.
I like it
brand spanking like.
you probably want to catch a baby seal too someday.
*throws baby seal at IndieAndy*
ew it's all slimey
now who's the girl. :P
Really HATE seals. More than anything.
I just wanted to see the otters. But no. All we got was seals. Stupid fat lazy seals. We had to stop the holiday because I got so depressed.
but this little guy!
:) so cute.
you have to respect nature!!!
OTTERS are cute.
:) otters are cool.
is marlowx!!! I tell ye!
Keep away!!! I'm warning you! He's back!!!
My name's Marco and i live in the North East. I'm 36yrs old and my fav band is Thethe.
My name is Rich. Thats about it.
you knock em down.
Wow. So new you can almost smell the placenta.
i'm a fucking bastard liar
and I am 31 years old. I live (and love) in Shoreditch in London and like to drink red wine, play records and party with my friends.
Are we in fact the same person?
I can't tell.
Do I know you?
What did you just say????
what did you just say?
you're invited too!
me like Reading
...it's full of useless tasteless cunts drinking in crap pubs on Friar Street.
and my DiS life is 9 months old. I'm still a new born.
I'm new. I like Brand New.
for you liking Brand New :D
:) you are the best! roll on february!
8 weeks or so!!
Hello SpaceMonkey :)
I was a lurker for about 2 years and then decided to make contact. You can just look at my profile for more info, and sorry to disappoint but I'm not really into anything weird . . . you know . . . sexually.
YES! What of it?
cool to be named after a currency, that's all
usually it's reference Karl or Groucho, so congrats. Oh, and thank you.
Hazard vs Right Here Waiting
but what about Now & Forever. He's my Dad.
in the picture? You don't look impressed with him.
my Dad, and no, I'm not impressed.
I wasn't into ANYTHING weird, just not sexually, however I spose it depends on your definitions.
the sexual stuff...everyone here is very perverted, just start a thread about sex and you'll get 100 replies in 10 minutes.
That's how desperate I am to impress and make my mark as a newbee
I've done 6000posts and each one still reeks of a desperate desire to be accepted
"I've got the old boy out"
I like your profile! :D
I get the feeling you're taking the piss.
Even if I might not actually bring said rock myself.
I could get away with saying it out loud so I took the opportunity to write it down instead. You need to take such opportunities when they arise.
I liked that
I'll try and catch him and put him back soon. I like change, I get bored easily. I've got one of a giraffe, will that do. You can see his tongue.
poor old lennon. It's the anniversary of his death tommorow i think.
I may have been drunk.
How are you? I've been here for over two years, and have nearly 9000 posts of crap to my name.
You too could be like me.
to try and be you (I still haven't succeeded)
Send your application in before the end of the year.
And I have over 20,000 posts between two profiles.
In fact I hate everyone.
especially myself !
to never listen to me !
DiScover by yourself...
and so does my music taste
or old hat?
I recognise you now.
<20= young DiSer?
i just never saw this thread.
I've been here for about a week or so
My name is Rob
I'm from London
I like music. And pringles.
Good to know like
you would say that.
distinct boundaries for each 'class' of poster. We wouldn't all these sorts mixing together now, would we?
Subforums! It's be like the Titanic. Except nobody would die. Or at least I hope they wouldn't. I claim no responsibility if this happens.
who would care to tickle me balls?
I'm Gareth. I was a lurker for a bit and now I like to dip my toe in the waters of conversation occasionally.
If this is like the Titanic I really need a place on a lifeboat because I can't swim.
look like that?
but with receding hair
=mass confusion and vicious arguments.
who's in a bunker?
I'm more pathetic than a lot of women, I should be rescued first.
with that kind of attitude. *gets into the lifeboat*
That made me laugh :o)
dolphins with that kind of attitude. or even...*helps jammin into the lifeboat*
..to create another list, detailing who ought to be given priority treatment. You could do it on a basis of their general health, age, the extent to which their life is pointless, their importance on DiS etc.
Either that, or we can all bring our own lifeboats. This is THE INTERNET, after all.
I'll just build my own out of hyperlinks and ASCII.
For waterproof now?
What with all those kids' tears splaishing everywhere. Surprised no one thought of it sooner.
There's even one which automatically inflates when someone lists more than ten emo bands on their music taste section.
i'm no longer as new as i used to be
not rid of me that easily :p
But well done.
and thanks, it's a big day for me, and another excuse to get drunk yay!
i'm fairly new.
i like music and posting boring posts.
i'm not new but i'm going to introduce myself anyway. i like naps. i have to buy some tights with built in bodyshaper for my mum soon.
as a new DiSer?
Although i somewhat wanted to do an introduction. :(
everyone else has stolen my thunder now. :(
bla bla. BLAAAAAAAA
but i just want to post in this thread. I might actually be the person with the most posts who hasnt actually met a single disser though, that would make me special right?
i avoid them at all costs(not really)
but i'm posting too late in this thread to be acknowledged! sorry!
HAH! Proved you wrong. ;)
that's me !
18 000 posts.
Never meat a DiSer !
damn you! stealing my thunder
all these three_word_usernames confuse me
or time spent on dis?
Post-wise I'm about 3 days old.
But who cares.
My shelf life has passed...
become James_delve_ULTRA or something in big letters like that...
If it works with iPods
I have many many alter-egos.
my name's Ralphcore and i'm a supple 22 yr old from BROMLEY, england. I like long drawn out guitar solos and songs about babez. add me to messener - i love to CAM.
i occasionally lurk, but never really use the internetz.
i like dinosaurs. and meat.