bacon sandwich plus tomatoes and mushrooms. plus orange juice. plus arcade fire on the stereo. plus i'm drunk. still.
if i had a large stick, fo' sure.
i'm completely saoked
bliss on the laptop. plus still a little tipsy. plus had a shower. plus am going to eat a sausage. plus make coffee. yeah.
i'll say it
i'm so glad someone knew what i was on about
i was actually just wondering, "will pigfoot reply to this?". is that wrong?
i dont know why. i am still very drunk tho
I've already said too much
i'd tell you
and possibly egg
You are actually perfect, aren't you? DAMN MR SLICKY GETTING THERE FIRST, DAMN HIM.
i'll add you to my 'Reserves List' :)
I'd consider it an honour.
I think I'd be an ace dad.
i did get very odd monosyllabic texts from you though. actually, that's normal. lazy cunt.
also, bacon = rank
did you call bacon rank?
BACON IS RANK.
RANK I TELL YOU!!!!!
TAKE THAT BACK!
bacon is the food of the gods!
but its fairly ok. its not rank.
I had muesli this morning with My My on the stereo. I'm not still drunk though, although I can still taste beer.
I think I win.
still being able to taste beer is nasty though.
do you need a hug?
leave me and meths alone. Thank you very much.
slightly lukewarm cup of tea
so, no, i cannot beat this
BUT i'm just going to go have a bath, eat six days worth of lindt advent caledar washed down with ribena and some crunchy nut cornflakes. I might listen to a SUPER ACE mixtape i recieved yesterday. maybe.
And this was for work.
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