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it's from an indian takeaway.
in the card?
the menu was separate. :-P
Or do you frequent a few different takeaway houses?
the boy's mother has written me a card.
Still bet she hates me.
boyfriends as 'the boy'? it makes me cringe.
why does someone hate you?
I'd feel somewhat odd typing his name everytime I mentioned something to do with him. :( Should i start callking him Bob instead?
She may not hate me but they think he's a cradlesnatcher. :( *sigh*
how old is he?
Bob, he likes it but other family and friend memebers don't, or think it's wierdy
but not as as "mr <whatever>". KILL KILL KILL.
Has quite a shit ring to it anyway.
it sounds like a supervillan.
Not really. It's basically Mr Sarah. The most unglamourous of cross dressers..
for an evangelical world.
What's wrong with "my boyfriend/girlfriend"??
MUCH too long to write, and gives the relationship a certain air of seriousness that is sometimes best avoided.
"the boy I'm shagging", then.
that could make you sound like a slag.
would be ruined!!
Anyone that makes that assumption doesn't deserve to live, anyway.
disapprove of sex outside relationships. i think they're usually called women.
'someone i've been kicking about with' and someone at work thought it was horrible.
it evokes kids gangs and football yobs and transience
lazy AND commitmentphobic.
But I'm also not one of those pople who runs around asking anyone who I've been with over 2 weeks to marry me.
I'm also shitscared of saying "I love you" and calling them a boyfriend/girlfriend before they do it. I'm more scared of being laughed at than anything else..
called Sarah Jones. if i persuade her that i'm not utterly repellant then i'll be able to accurately refer to Mrs Jones on here.
and then call it <something> Jones-Jones.
hmmm, how can i persuade her to marry me?
CYNIC MODE OFF.
hmmmm. anything else?
a foolproof way to bully a girl into liking me?
don't post her name on a message board
if that doesn't work, try the eyelash trick
hmmmmm. sometimes i feel like i'm not taken seriously around here
what's the problem?
come on, you're good with all this girly rubbish - how can i bully someone into giving me children?
You obviously know her a bit. Invite her out to do something fun together and see where it goes from there.
Be funny (which we know you can do) and charming.
her well enough to invite her somewhere. how well do i have to know her?
i have her phone number.
i'm not funny though.
how did you get her number?
I've invited girls out that I've only met once but every situation is different.
And you are funny.
of my best mate. on 2 or 3 occassions we've been out in a pub and she's been there. met her at a house party. i spoke to her for a bit and she was nice so i asked her for a phone number.
but that was quite a while ago..
maybe your best mate is the key here. Use your mate to invite her out to some group activity, get talking to her and if things seem like they're going well then ask her out.
i could try ... she doesn't seem too willing to help. well, not to worry...
you gotta wait till you see her again. If you just call her out of the blue after having her number for a while it can be a little weird. Does your friend know you like this girl or have you just been dropping hints?
or maybe she knows something you don't (your aren't her type, she's with someone, etc...).
Either way, you gotta be in a social situation with her before you can do anything. 'Tis the season
probably not this girl's 'type' to be honest .... she's not really refused to help me. i've probably not forced the issue as much as i should ...
ask your friend about it. Don't 'force the issue' but say you'd be interested in seeing her again. she'll know what you mean.
not indie enough for these indie types. which is kinda depressing because i think i'm probably too odd to attract mainstream types too ....
you've sorta described how i view myself. being in london doesn't help.
is full of laaaaaaaame scenster students.
so is manchester .... they completey dominate about a third of the city.
probably wants some messed up indie twat.
and yet, i'd be an awesome boyfriend if you don't look at my face.
And don't be intimadated by the clothes people wear or the music they listen to.
she's probably interested.
and then buy her chips. Works for me
How difficult is it for parents to come up with something moderately original?
I'm sure there's more of them. It's so.... common.
Miss Peregrine Jones ?
if my surname was Falcon.
Cera Holmes! It almost rhymes!
But it's also an advent calendar.
Work that one out...
and the upper one has 24 flaps to lift up to reveal pictures in the lower one?
...Where were you the 29th November?
and it was covered in glitter which meant I was covered in glitter for the day.
If you really must send a card, don't cover the fucking thing in glitter, you shit. I don't want to be sparkly all day for what essentially is a token gesture that means very little. Grrr.