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at this time? I'm at work. That's my excuse.
This thread has no right here till at least 3:30.
(y) know it.
not at work, that's my excuse.
up tommorow at all(until they do the fucking alarm test at 11am. bastards).
and six hours in which to do it.
I don't like coffee, I don't think Coke works well enough and Red bull is horrid. Suggestions?
i have a whole bottle of 'Kick' to be downing.
she once drank three bottles of that on the drive home from belgium.
it was mint, but scary. 'mary'.
my friend stayed up for 40-something hours on about three bottles at glastonbury two years ago. he crashed in a most undignified way at 8am on the friday morning, outside the tent, reclining on my inflatable chair.
that was funny. til he got sunburnt and missed a load of bands :(
And I can't very well do that when I'm asleep....
What things do you feel the need to stay up worrying about? Nosey 20 but I am BORED.
That I have an interview in a week and don't know anything.
That getting to the interview is a highly scary and dangerous experience for me [I'm not good around traffic. I'm like a horse]
That I worry too much
That the essay I just wrote might get destroyed if I don't stay up guarding it
That there's someone under my bed - I had my feet hanging over the edge a minute ago, and I SWEAR something touched them
That when I get up in the morning, the bread might be mouldy and I won't be able to make toast
That I haven't got any curtains and my neighbours might be spying on me
That I didn't feed my rabbits today and they might be dead
I think that's all for today.
But if I go down and lock it, and somebody is already IN the house then I've locked them in with me. And I won't be able to escape because my window's stuck.. and I'll die.... oh God.
Checked the car is locked?
Is the oven off?
The oven should be off. I don't use it. It's far too easy to burn yourself.
And you will be left on your own?
DO you have a boyfriend he might dump you?
But he's probably going to dump me anyway.
I think I need to join the Amish.
Fall in love with her more than she loves me. She leaves me for a friend taking our kids with her. And I will be left on my own and my kids will call her new partner "Dad" and not me.
The Amish don't have break-ups!
After becoming one?
I bet it is a mega tv if they only have one with buildt in freeview and that. When are we going?
Like 3 or something?
We'll have to walk though. I don't think the Amish approve of planes. How long does it take to walk to America?
Walking probably take all night or something, I reckon we should drive.
And maybe you could take another driving test just in case?
Btw, can your car drive over oceans?
As is my driving! And of course it can drive over oceans we are living in the twenty first century you know.
The Anish don't know that.
That was silly.
But that's in the kitchen. And if I open the kitchen door the cat's will get through.
i was born there. i got fleeced of twenty three quid by a gypsy who gave me a 'lucky charm' that turned out to be from claire's accessories, but that's about it.
What if they're a terrorist? Do terrorists get ASBOs?
that ASBO person will most likely be my brother's kid, and if he's the worst trouble they've got in York, it's fine.
I wouldn't be worrying about my water heater. I'd be lying awake with knives under my pillow and termbling way too much for me to be able to type. Though I do live quite close to chav central (Chapelfields). They might come over. Then I'd get the knives...
Maybe they should establish an Amish community in Sheriff Hutton or somewhere nice and villagey like that.
The best thing about York yobs is they speak realllllllllly slowly, so there's time to run away.
This would make a good government-funded study. You know, the relaton between the speed at which yobs speak, and the damage that they cause.
given ASBOs. Blowing people and buildings up is very anti-social indeed.
things on teleport replay. I have just finished watching 'Coast' and I now know lots about Jet, turns out the Victorians were big fans and Jet are black.
A car backfiring?
You see, I might not die if it's fireworks... saying that, of course I could. If they were fired at an angle, and went through my window. And what if they didn't kill me? I'd be left with severe burns for the rest of my life. I'd be grotesque. I'd never be able to leave the house again...
If I were to shoot a gun, I wouldn't do it when everything's so quiet. Unless.... unless they figured that and are trying to trick me. Noise should be banned after a certain time.
Do you realise the hazards those substances cause? It's just screaming out for death. I don't want to die. I really don't...
..also sitting bored, sligthtly drunk, and paranoid
"Over my dead body"
Something big is gonna happen
"Over my dead body"
Someone's son or someone's daughter
"Over my dead body"
This is how I end up sucked in
"Over my dead body"
I'm gonna go to sleep let this wash all over me
You know we don't want the monster taking over
"Tiptoe round tie him down"
We don't want the loonies taking over
"Tiptoe round tie them down"
May pretty horses
Come to you
As you sleep
I'm gonna go to sleep
Let this wash
All over me.
That wasn't quite what I hoped for.
Lucky for you that I'm a wholly rational person, and don't believe in monsters.
concentrate more on the last bit where thom yorke wants pretty horses to come to you.
I broke my arm. So I don't really like to think about them too much. Plus, they smell bad.
i didn't intend to bring that image back to you. All animals smell, they're quite over-rated whilst alive i find.
but at least you can cook them and make them smell delicious. And then eat them.
i go on the internet instead
I suppose that's okay then.
with my taste for dead flesh
into saying something incriminating?
into saying that I'm trying to trick you into saying something incriminating?
[Also, this is my 500th post. How terribly exciting that is]
did you not think it worthy of it's own thread?
Probably something to do with the fact that I've been staring at a computer screen the past 8 hours...
I think I need to be sick again.
do you think i could go to bed yet?
You have to stay up. I don't want to die alone.
the death rays from your computer screen?
you rinse your eyes out every hour to avoid a build up of 'death'.
a build up of 'death' can be fatal.
I have to be up in two hours.
i reckon I'll be okay.
that I can get for it.
2 hours is usually better than nothing...
It'll just make me more tired, and I won't get up. I can sleep before work for a couple of hours anyway.
the cricket isn't still on is it?
And no, no I don't think so.
Good night =)
[Okay, I swear I heard something move under my bed. But I really am going. Promise. Even if that means I get killed. Slowly. And Painfully. So yes, going.]
Maybe you were correct. I appear to have woken up not at all in time for college. And I feel actually horrible.
I think I might sleep now.