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im legal in one week.
I would suggest forming an orderly queue now, to avoid dissapointment.
:( I would. but that would be wrong.
The theme tune to this popped into my head for some reason...
All the lovers all the haters
And all the people that call themselves playas
Hot mammas, pimp daddies
And the people rollin' in the Caddies
Hey rockers, hip-hoppers
And everybody all around the world
you would no longer be legal.
Although you wouldn't know it. People make a big deal about crime here, but when it happens, nothing is done to prevent it. See: Michael Stone etc etc etc..
we had the first gay marriage in the UK. Fact. I was at it. And not as the groom. Or the other groom.
best (gay) man?
I saw a load of cameras, and followed them into the City Hall. I left before the "You may kiss the bride" (?!) bit though..
when they can't have you, now that you're no longer forbidden fruit your appeal is gone. If you want sex you have to become a leading quiz show host like myself, i have the power to make middle-aged women kneel before me.
*puts on the man... the legend t-shirt*
*goes out with "lads" to "pull" a few "birds"*
in for the kill Noel. :)
maybe you would like to come round to my mansion sometime and i'll see if i can get you on my popular quiz show 'deal or no deal'
well actually Noel I have to go now... *runs away*
i bagsied you months ago.
oh god, one week? aaaaaaaagh