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to use it as a submarine and your mate lobs a rucksack at you and crushes it.
When he's just woken up and you've just jumped on him.
Sex always ends well for you
in your penis.
Not really, anyway.
I don't recommend many though
IS THIS WHAT THAT SONG WAS ABOUT?
will forever be haunted by their sense of lack. The vagina is a hollow receptacle; a husk; the indentation an aroused man makes when he trips over in the snow. Or something.
no I haven't. I don't think it'd be a good idea
the tasteful, understated alternative to boobs
a special kind of milk.
and they dont have nipples, therefore
but breasts are fabulous. and nipples are amazing.
Balls are right ugly.
with the left over elbow scrag on a double shift late on a friday night.
should have known that
at one stage, i became cold and naked. i noticed how my ball sack had shrunken and become quite turgid.
i knew that usually it hung nicely, so to rectify this irregularity i gave them a sharp tug and pulled hard.
this hurt. i have not tried to do it since.
you should write childrens books ; )
for years we met in cramped corriders and stairways.
you even spoke to me, and said you liked my help! she can't swim t shirt.
"surely his balls shouldn't be so turgid?"
they weren't quite so turgid, after i tugged at them with such vigor.
do you remember who i am yet??
hint: i wore skinny white jeans in the fifth year at KEStock. ie. waaay ahead of my time.
i looked at your profile picture, see.
just that you didn't first time we spoke here.
maybe my new picture should be my turgid balls.