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70-3. cock. Bell just got run out. we are gonna need a miracle.
Aus spank off the 200 needed to win. Agh. Could happen...
we'll put your ashes in an urn and give to whoever posts the most disgusting links.
ok. but i will not be looking at the links.
how'd you like that eh?! the rest of your life as a trophy on some guys mantelpiece.
rotting and being eaten by micro bacteria.
but it is wickedawesome:
fucking fuck. This is bad.
or participate in this thread ever again until the morning, ever again.
i hate how under-cooked we are.
its gonna be a 3-0 loss.
I can't even go to bed with it like this. If we can make it through to tea, we might be ok. I just don't know really.
fuck Geraint Jones, and most of all fuck Duncan Fletcher. So much for the balance of the team. Your great number 8 has just got a duck and your wicketkeeping choice has just played a shot that should see him never play for England again.
I can't believe this.
Jesus. It is going to take a fucking miracle now.
this is getting tense..
and they've got 33 from 6 overs. so they're on target..
it could be a close one though.
first innings score by a side that lost in the end, and all of the bowlers, Hoggard excepted, were dismal.
Panesar in for Anderson in the next test. It's another flat track and there's no point replacing one ineffectual bowler with a batsman (Joyce) or indeed a like-for-like swap (Mahmood).
Jones I can't even bring myself to comment on. He's the cricketing equivalent of the tiny piece of shit that gets stuck in your arsehair and just WON'T FUCK OFF.
3 seamers sharing the load on a flat track, and even if flintoff was fully fit, and harmison was in form, that'd be a shit idea.
feeling I've had since I slept with that fat lass in Grimsby.
...go to bed thinking 'this can't be happening, if I go to sleep now i'll wake up and somehow it'll all end up just a draw like it should've been'?
Why oh why oh why does life as an English sportsfan have to be so fucking horrible?
what a really rather annoying result this is.
when I gave up at about 230am... it was when the 3rd wicket went down I think that things started to go awry
I can't believe we lost this match.
We should bring in Gordon Ramsay to manage the team - get rid of that morose pig.
don't be down. Let's start insulting Australians or something. We need to rally...
Long live the stingray and all it tries to wound!
Smell of poo
Do be doo
Aussies are shit at rock
Six feet under the soil
Beds are burning
I'm fucking guttted :(
Get him guys!
How horrid is this article:
Never mind - it's Norwich vs Sheffield Wednesday on saturday. That promises to be a real contest
It sure does.
till 7 watching this, only gave up at around 100-2. I'm just so, so gutted. The worst thing was how after we scored at a run an over for two sessions, they just came in and started smashing it around. It just brought home the fact that we don't stand a chance of getting anything out of this series, and at 6am that was not a fun realisation.
PS I really hope Giles meets with a long term injury before the next test.
This was fucking terrible.
oh, how hindsight is a perfect science.
anyone for flintoff to do a botham's ashes?
can fuck off.
stupid predictions you're bound to get one right eventually.
was the ball-by-ball commentary on the BBC website. Here's the last two entries:
1853: That was the biggest load of rubbish I have ever seen. Lots of Aussies going berserk in Adelaide, lots of Englishmen looking like they've arrived home to find the French doors have been smashed and their new plasma TV's been stolen. Thanks for staying with me for the last 10 days - it's been a mix of emotions, but mainly depression and boredom, with a bit of anger and embarrassment thrown in. I'm off to Venice this weekend though, that should be nice, they don't even know what cricket is there. Bye.
1842: Jones drops an inside edge off Anderson. I'm not bothered, I don't even like cricket. Hussey then swings Anderson away for four before pushing one into the covers to complete a crushing six-wicket victory. 168-4
Worst game ever?
Australia would not have got over 500 if he was playing...