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that tesco are stocking THIRTEEN different kinds of mince pies this christmas?
though that is a baker's dozen y'know
i am going to buy a box of each.
and then eat them all in the space of one evening.
with, like, warm milk. or something.
which was a nice way of saying "HEY! LOOK AT THE FAT KID!"
santa part of the nativity story?
'ho ho ho joseph, now here's that rohypnol you asked for, she'll never remember it now...'
imagining that was pretty much the highlight of my day
it was some sort of christmas play anyway. obvs.
he's been part since schools realised that the actual nativity didn't have nearly enough parts for all the kids in their year.
see also: robyn as a lightning bolt.
do they still make that stuff?
although, i may just go for the warm mince pie/ice cream option.
god, my mouth is watering so much thinking about it.
i'm sure i can afford to experiment with different accompaniments..
I't will make you ill and might put you off mince pies for life and u dont want that do you?!
Homemade mincepies with icing on are the best.
for the first time today.
It was the most awful experience of my life. Until I found the burger sauce!
need to find aldi
i'm interested to find out what these 'puff pastry mince pies' will be like though.
best thing about christmas, apart from gettin' material POSSESIONS.
your priorities right, good work.
he might go blind anyway.
let's have a christmas eating competition. me, you, james, tomos, dave, moribund and yo_soy.
anyone else in?
I'm a student. A HUNGRY ONE.
and have a high metabolism. You're toast. Tasty toast with nutella on.
I can eat a fair bit.
That's what goes best.
theres only one kind of mince pie?
can be if you want it to be...
it's about to become one.