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i've just eaten a deep-filled mince pie.
Do you prefer them hot or cold?
with cream :)
not naked men.
you big n00b
used to think it was minced MEAT in them?
and accordingly refuse to go near them?
it only served to make me try one ever quicker, yum, warm mince pies are the best.
i wouldn't have any friends because mince pies are gross.
not that i have any friends anyway, but there you go.
i would at the very least PRETEND to be your friend, with a view to translating this situation into reality subject to further mince pies being offered.
We can start an anti mince pie society!
'I'D RATHER DIE THAN EAT A MINCE PIE'.
sounds like a plan. very good slogan there. just need to recruit a couple more members.
i just eat the pastry bit
surely it's all or nothing.
they're like mince pies but with apple filling instead of vomit.
apple pie is like my favourite thing ever
with ice cream.
i just had a deep-fill too.
i'm talking about anal sex, though.
it is rather good.
but not with rice
they don't go with mustard
but are yummy with custard
you're getting me all flustered
its warmth is like the womb
but with a bowl and a spoon
i think i'd rather have a spoon
of ice cream, than custard
cos i feel a bit disgusted