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I challange anyone to a bit of sport.
not much one for sport though.
I *challenge your spelling though.
hard stuff so my spelling can be excused.
buy skittles, to put in my bottle of vodka!
i just don't get it.
i'll fucking karate chop your spine and follow up with an elbow to the throat.
Nasy business this sport.
who enjoy wearing frilly frocks.
Marco, or is it Mindy?
erm... ahh... umm... big foot?
you lying fiend!
It's just that a recent survey said that 78% of transvestites enjoyed Smirnoff Ice, I'm sorry that I made a sweeping statement.
What colour is your dress?
wear frilly frocks then?
I wont let that man scare you like that.
phew. I thought he was gonna hit me! Transvestites have no morals.
I'm a big fat old post op tranny!!!
Although you could at least wax your legs.
I shagged a hairy old hag last night.
What a mess!
you confused a Lady for a Carpet.
I am sickened by you, you sicken me. Go and sit in the corner with your face to the wall.
I willing to have a go at any sport.
Be warned that I'm so good at sport that I was banned from joining any teams or competing.
yes I am, shall we have a fisting competition?
but not footing. I doubt any one could beat you at a spot of FOOTING.
Which fisting technique are you going to use? I'm a fan of the Hapsberg maneuver.
i prefer the age old style of -
'In out put the kettle on'
Apart when playing Basketball...