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roastthemonaspit [Edit] [Delete] 43 replies 12:41, 1 December '06

God this programme is awful. Men are shit. I married Chris Evans once. Periods are awful. Oooh, we still have SEX. I married Chris Evans once.

Urgh.

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I hate that program

it ruins all my sick days!

sadpunk | 1 Dec '06, 12:42 | X
You married him twice I think you'll find

And I don't wish to know, frankly.

TheoGB | 1 Dec '06, 12:42 | X
I love Loose Women

It's the only reason I wish I had a telly in the office.

bamos | 1 Dec '06, 12:42 | X
- There
  
  was no need for your second sentence
  
  Judge_B @bamos | 1 Dec '06, 12:43 | X
  - or the first
    
    how can you like loose women?? (the TV program)
    
    sadpunk @Judge_B | 1 Dec '06, 12:44 | X
    - it's brilliant
      
      Kay Adams if funny, deadpan and the perfect foil for the argumentative antics of McGiffen and Nolan.
      
      bamos @sadpunk | 1 Dec '06, 12:46 | X
      - Liar
        
        You watch it just for the sheilas wheels adverts! Dontcha!
        
        sadpunk @bamos | 1 Dec '06, 12:46 | X
        
        The Pipettes in pink, you mean?
        
        No. I really like the show. It's lighthearted, informative and funny, and gives me the window into the tortured inner soul of five bitter wrinkly slags that I really need over my lunchtimes sandwiches.
        
        bamos @sadpunk | 1 Dec '06, 12:49 | X
      - EXACTLY
        
        Wishpig is Afrikaans for 'Look, I'm dead right sometimes, me!'.
        
        bamos @wishpig | 1 Dec '06, 12:50 | X
      - What?
        
        She cheated on her husband? I had no idea, if only she'd mentioned it!
        
        sadpunk @wishpig | 1 Dec '06, 12:51 | X
      - Misleading thread titles
        
        how I hate them
        
        yo_soy_welshmun | 1 Dec '06, 12:43 | X
      - imagine how disappointed i am
        
        now. iamgine. alot.
        
        yes, they have a similar thing in the states as well.
        
        bones_howe | 1 Dec '06, 12:43 | X
      - Why are threads
        
        never about what I think they are?
        
        cunt | 1 Dec '06, 12:43 | X
        
        I have a plan
        
        yo_soy_welshmun @cunt | 1 Dec '06, 12:44 | X
        
        *waits*
        
        cunt @yo_soy_welshmun | 1 Dec '06, 12:44 | X
        
        * stops cleaning guns, looks
        
        round interested, and strolls toward table with panellight*
        
        (urgent whisper) do tell
        
        bones_howe @cunt | 1 Dec '06, 12:46 | X
      - I've said it before and I'll say it again
        
        Loose Women is blatant false advertising. Much like Kirsty's Home Videos
        
        dove_from_above | 1 Dec '06, 12:48 | X
        
        bad bad bad bad
        
        Programme.
        
        jammin @dove_from_above | 1 Dec '06, 12:52 | X
        
        true story
        
        i got home very drunk once and put it expecting something.. um.. different.
        
        guntrip @dove_from_above | 1 Dec '06, 12:55 | X
      - I love Loose Women
        
        they're all hideously stupid, and they think they're clever. That's the best bit.
        
        nice_squirrel | 1 Dec '06, 12:51 | X
        
        but middle aged women love them
        
        and aspire to be like them
        
        cunt @nice_squirrel | 1 Dec '06, 12:52 | X
        
        Wait a cotton-pickin' minute!
        
        One of them cheated on her husband? I had no idea, if only she'd mentioned it!
        
        sadpunk @wishpig | 1 Dec '06, 12:54 | X
        
        Denise Welch or something like that
        
        Yeah, I hate her too.
        
        I hope her husband kicked the shit out of her for cheating. And does it again everytime she mentions it on TV!
        
        sadpunk @wishpig | 1 Dec '06, 12:57 | X
        
        that's just typical of her
        
        I wonder who on earth she cheated on him with.. and is he sat at home going "For fucks sake, it was one snog! Get over it, BITCH!"
        
        sadpunk @wishpig | 1 Dec '06, 13:00 | X
        
        it's awfulness
        
        totally, the guests always seem embarassed to be there as the women start catawailing at the poor men.
        
        Look at me I have sex needs! at my age! with botox! banshee howls!
        
        Slicky | 1 Dec '06, 12:52 | X
        
        So who would you shag from this programme?
        
        *lowers the tone considerably*
        
        yo_soy_welshmun | 1 Dec '06, 12:54 | X
        
        Pulling?
        
        cunt @ClydePressman | 1 Dec '06, 12:58 | X
        
        the adverts looked ok for that
        
        not actually watche it though
        
        roastthemonaspit @ClydePressman | 1 Dec '06, 12:59 | X
        
        I've NEVER heard of this programme
        
        And already I smell a wiff of false advertising.
        
        I'm guessing I don't need a box of kleenex beside me when I watch it, then? :-(
        
        TheoGB | 1 Dec '06, 13:00 | X
        
        You alright Theo?
        
        have you forgotten to sign in as someone else?
        
        yo_soy_welshmun @TheoGB | 1 Dec '06, 13:02 | X
        
        Eh?
        
        TheoGB @yo_soy_welshmun | 1 Dec '06, 13:05 | X
        
        Hang on, bamos doesn't like TV anyway
        
        See the Nabu in HMV thread. So he hasn't really got a leg to stand on.
        
        I stopped watching TV with any kind of regularity in 1994.
        
        TheoGB @wishpig | 1 Dec '06, 13:06 | X
        
        This is one
        
        of the only shows that makes television worthwhile. But because it's on during the day, I never get to see it :(
        
        It's ace. I hate you Theo.
        
        bamos @TheoGB | 1 Dec '06, 13:23 | X
        
        I just found this on the IMDB page for Loose Women
        
        "oh. my. god., 27 October 2006
        
        Author: du04 from West Midlands, United Kingdom
        
        i can't believe how many people are saying this show is crap, i love it! My favourite loose women being Kaye Adams and Colleen Nolan just so you know. The show isn't supposed to or doesn't claim to be something like Mastermind, it's just four women airing their views on things which invokes reactions, phone in's, email's etc... It's not meant to be intellectually stimulating and I'm glad it's not! It's perfect mid-morning TV when you can just submerse yourself in their conversation. Anyone saying it's crap is obviously far to intelligent for this kind of thing (note the sarcasm)
        
        9/10!"
        
        She thinks she's being sarcastic. Clearly she's actually saying the truth! :D
        
        TheoGB | 1 Dec '06, 13:07 | X
        
        I just found this scrawled on a peice of paper on my desk
        
        "Loose women is shit!"
        
        sadpunk @TheoGB | 1 Dec '06, 13:13 | X

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