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after working with a helmut greim, my job now involves
sending payments to a helmut boenneman.
and a guy called mark anlicker who's work email is firstname.lastname@example.org
I served someone who's card details said "M Anlicker" the other day. Awesome.
And then there's the Christmas family who come in all the time. Imagine card-receiving time..
"Happy Christmas you festive bastards!"
"I hate Christmas, therefor I hate you!"
"You've stolen the name of my favourite holiday, you shit!"
Therefore you're all dead to me!"
"My wife died at Christmas therefore every time I see you a little piece of me crumbles into dust and blows away on a sorrowful wind."
I'm going to call my cock and balls my "tinsel and baubles".
With all the trimmings"
is called Axel Goodbody. He's one of those eccentric knowledgeable types.