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Err.. yeah. Let's see if they're really that much worse on that other forum thing.
in my entire life.
I can't help seeing people's good side even when they don't seem to have one!
:( i've done this. It's not good. Also am still ashamed of spewing all over an Oxford college toilet, also in my sink and in front of my mates when we were walking home. Oh yeah and in freshers week when i spent much of the night on the toilet floor throwing up...
interest strangely piqued
OceanStorm lives there...ask him :)
the toilet paper you were sick on is still on top of the toilet. It's almost as unpleasant as the great wad of hair blocking the plughole in the shower.
and told nobody
that's not nice.
sure you piss everywhere,
when i can't find a toilet, i'm more a throw up everywhere type.
a sick can't
a sick cannot be held back, it's nasty to even try.
held back sick + time = projectile sick
the other day involved, sprays everywhere. :(
Black and white minstrels?
just had lunch
You had slave boys when you were young! AWESOME!
i won't say any more, but ^^ is a clue
girlfriend to pay my train fare to go and visit another lady. i am ashamed.
Or a lady you were going to have sexual relations with?
want to be with but wasn't sure cos she lived in london
you DESERVE to be single.
was a long time ago.
and i feel bad.
Your "Cera's favourite person" status is no more.
end of more than enough karma since
The story made me :(
i paid her back?
and that she's now, like, happy, rich and effectively married? and i'm still painfully obsessed by the girl i went for and she hates me?
i wasn't going to break up with my girlfriend to be with someone who i didn't know i liked .... i travelled to london as a clarifying mission.
this is all far too much, isn't it?
a fork in your knee and we'll call it even
sweet positive karma. I hope she's very happy and the "other girl" had crabs.
if i resisted the opportunity to sex during my vist on the grounds that, y'know, i wasn't single?
Because if you're unsingle you shouldn't be jetting off to see girls you haev the hots for, should you?
i don't see that it is uniquely evil, though. i don't know anyone who isn't less faithful than me in relationships but nobody considers them scum
Cheating is bad. I like to think i could tolerate it, but really? I'd want to fucking stab someone in the EYES for cheating on me. Especially if they used my money to get the the "other woman".
cheat on her ... and the relationship was pretty shoddy. daresay she had other irons in the fire
infact, it's nearly as bad. You were just "weighing up the competition". No matter how shoddy the relationship, there's no excuse for such shoddy behaviour, mr.
the girl i left knows about it and said she fully understood.
she hasn't made the connection in her head about the money though.
i actually met a few DiS people that weekend. Good stuff.
did she mean "I hate you and want you to FUCKING DIE A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH!! But I won't let you see how much you've gotten to me. You CUNT."?
this wasn't discussed until a long time afterwards.
but cheers for being personally abusive by proxy
sorts of feelings in anyone? she should have been celebrating surely?
is not exactly a 'that'
i'm a good girl really.
And she was a girl. I was drunk beyond belief, and my 'punch' barely connected, but still....
whole no-hitting-girls thing.
tried to punch your female boss, whilst drunk?
That deserves a special award of its own, does it not?
was much better looking than her. And that she'd shag anyone that wasn't me. On the same night.
I woke up the next mornign on her floor and started crying. HAPPY DAYS!
had some good moments on these boards, but I think this is my favourite.
Take a bow, thewarn. I'm not letting you sit next to Mrs Judge at dinner ever again...
That makes it alright, doesn't it?
Not Mrs Judge at dinner. That evening, I was in love with BobbyGeorge's friend with the moustache.
It's practically compulsory to punch women you like. Isn't it?
all you have to do is nod your head a lot, occasionally go to the flicks and say "can we sex now?" once a week
than you and I going to the cinema, it sounds like you and I are courting...
You're in there! Hit him!
and drove to dundee with no shoes on.
tv show have you?
up in a room in a university I didn't know after a very drunken night out, feeling the need to throw up. Perched myself by the sink in the room to throw up, at which point I realised I needed a piss. Ended up pissing and throwing up in to the sink at the same time. Not best pleased with myself for that one
that's very dextrous.
that wouldn't have been nice
you managed to do both at the same time, i am jealous.
The girl whose room it was that I had just woken from her sleep could only see the bad in what I had done...
for a bit, to help wash away the sick.
was my first thought. Well done Judge, no need for shame
all too kind, but I don't think this burning regret is going to be alleviated by your kind words.
I also ruined what would have been a definite shag as a 15 year old by drunkenly and repeatedly calling a girl Claire. Her name was Alison. That is a different kind of regret, though.
Oooooh! And I drunkenly busted in on two friend shagging in a tent, and in trying to back out having realised that they probably didn't need me there I zipped my hair up in the tent, and in drunkenly thrashing about pulled the tent down. Leaving them both prone and mid-coitus. I wish I hadn't done that.
I pushed over a girl peeing in her own back garden, causing her to sting her flaps on some nettles. My mate who was seeing her didn't get any for weeks.
I'll be back in aminute with some more, I should think
for those. you're a legend.
in to the room where these two girls were staying that my mates and I had met on holiday, and wrote all over their walls with their lipstick. And ran down the street with what I imagine was every pair of pants they had packed for holiday on my head.
That room took some cleaning the next day
on his birthday.
and in my defence he was an arse.
know what that is
i felt sorry for the bloke last night who had bought about 6 drinks and when he turned his back they were gone.
at the time i thought it was a pretty handy five finger discount but now im slightly ashamed.
Moodiejg stole some bloke's drinks when he wasn't looking
got dumped on my birthday. She gave me a skateboard, Tony Hawk for the Playstation, a jumper, and then told me to move out of the flat.
She's probably the only ex that I can still talk to in the street, though
i have done far far worse than any of you.
i worked in during 6th form college every weekend to fund a drug habit. Must have made thousands and never got caught. Very very ashamed.
Also, a few years ago I had an affair with a married woman. If that's not shameful enough one of her young daughters accidentally saw us kissing. Major major shame after that.
on holiday in france me and my brother were in the park and i needed the toilet but i didn't wanna go back to our caravan so i did it in the bushes. my brother told my dad and he made me clean it up :(
it wasn't wee
2) i used a leaf
iii) i really didn't want to leave the park
but you're the expert
you were helping nature anyway.
that excuse doesn't wash in court, oung lady
the lake district. Then some people climbed up there.
I ran away.
Thanks! I was called Mr Pooey Hands for WEEKS after that!!
what a grassing bastard, eh?
knocking the spliff he was constructing out of his hand and proceeded to vomit all over that, his carpet, and his shoes.
and vomited into his wardrobe while he was asleep.
I don't think he's noticed yet.
I might know that guy!
I did a sick in the corner. I didn't know there were 2 girls sitting there
I once stamped on a guys face intentionally until he needed to go to hospital and needed 4 stitches.
He said "Mate, I raped your girlfriend last night" in a scrum. Heard it a million times before. Took him aside and explained to him that just a month previously the love of my life had been raped and I didn't find it funny. He kept going, and going, till he said something so appalling, that in the next ruck I absolutely lost it, was if I almost wasn't even in my body anymore as the rage as pushed me out.
While everyone tells me I had every reason to, to this day (was 2 years ago) I still feel ill to my stomach thinking about it.
not sure I would have been able to act any differently to you. I'm also fairly sure that I wouldn't feel the same looking back at it. No pun intended at all, but you shouldn't beat yourself up about it
I can think of anything I'm properly ashamed of. Not that I want to post on here, anyway.
i feel a little bit inadequate about it too, like i need to go out and live a little bit more.
I have a high shame threshold.
of getting really drunk and being sick in some places
and blamed it on Luke the unpopular boy, then everyone started being mean to him and the teachers asked what was going on. Someone piped up and said 'Luke's Farted' to which the whole school started laughing and picked on him for about 3 days coz of it. I've never felt like such an evil bitch. He was such a sweet boy :(
but that's the one I really wish I hadn't, I wish I'd been nice to him.
for some reason, you're slightly less attractive now
of SCL remained the same
We need to have some sort of rise and fall. SCL is like the FTSE100. Buy! Sell! Down 0.0045c against the yen!
it smelt of roses, honestly, that's why they were being mean....
I regretted posting it almost immediately
anyone done that yet?
can't regret that! Christ, if I regretted what I posted on here I'd have been gone long, long ago.
I liked it. Feel at home
with my addiction to tortuous puns. It's a 12-step programme.
Went to my SU Bar with a few friends one evening; planned to only stay for one drink as my parents were coming to see me the next day. I proceeded to get steaming drunk and had to be carried by my best mate back to my halls with another friend of mine leading him (he is blind). I then couldn't open my door, and had to get someone in my halls to help, whereby I woke everyone up trying to get them to come into my room and watch the Matrix with me. Then I threw up on my bed, dropped my trousers and passed out, sprawled on a chair. I woke up the next morning, trousers round my ankles, sick on the floor and bed with my dad peering in at my window. I think I told him and my mum to 'piss off' and I went and hugged the toilet for about an hou, trying desperately to shake off the splitting hangover and the feeling of nausea that was flowing through me. Not my finest moment.
thumping drunk and ended up getting in a taxi driven by my old science teacher. Dropped me off at my house (when I was still living with my parents), and in my drunken staggering from the taxi I ended up stood in front of our neighbours' door. Couldn't understand why my key didn't fit, and then couldn't understand why my elderly neighbour was stood at the door wondering what the noise was when I thought I was trying to get in to my house. The confusion was enough to make me throw up all over her and her cat
I knocked a guy off a rope bridge so he fell and impaled his leg on a metal pole, and then pretended it wasn't me.
hanging around with my best friend at school because I wanted to be friends with the kids who bullied him.
I once threw a frisbee into a pylon and then made a small child climb up and get it.
I blame his parents, if they had been watching him I never would have had the opportunity.
I knocked my sister overboard by smacking her round the head with the boom. She lived tho.
blimey, if we're going to bring our old sailing stories out then I've got literally thousands!
Or the time I nearly ran the butler over in my solid gold helicopter!
busy polishing your solid diamond mansion at the time?
The worst thing I've done, which i feel really bad for, is breaking up with a person via text. Even a phonecall would have been better! It makes me think of myself as such SCUM.
I handle certain situations really, really, really badly.