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compared to this:
cough, joke, etc...
"I once stole a pair of my best mates sisters knickers and used them as a wanking trophy for months afterwards. The guilt was massive Sad But it soon went away after I'd plugged on my purple headed yoghurt flinger for a few minutes!"
what's wrong with 'cock'?
there's some filth on there
"Whilst stationed in Bedford, our squadPaid a tramp £5 each if we could piss on him. (made £50ish, so not a bad deal, and it prob kept him warm)"
Let's piss on each other
that board seems to be where the scum of the earth hang out.
view of my 'hometown' there.
I ever made
thanks so much
"Made rumour up at school that a lad called 'Chell' used to shag his sister. Got to level where social services became involved."
awesome - ''any of you that are nobbing, had a noshing, or have nobbed or had a noshing from your mates birds are cunts.
and no...my mate hasnt nobbeb my bird...as far as i know.''
least arousing word ever.
you're turning me on with your sexy talk.
is an utter cunt. i can't believe people like that exist!
they're all me
great great song...
anyway, back to pissing, my brother pissed on me once...he was like "can i piss on you?" i was like "yeah go on (obviously not serious)" and he promptly did, while i was sitting on a beanbag in our lounge...also once he went for a piss, turned around and it went all down the toilet wall...he was roughly 6 when he did these (legend of the family?!)...once also, when i was young, i was playing a "first to laugh is..." game with my friends in my house, and pissed in a bucket in the middle of the hall...i won...it was worth it...
reminded me of something I did. Oh god. I'd actually completely repressed it...
It wasn't dodgy or perverted, just not nice. At all.