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He puts the 'dick' in dickensian.
or was that just an odd coincidence?
and spit in it
to my boss. Every day. Sometimes more than once a day. Actually genuinely. She was the worst person I have ever met.
you have just become my hero!
or four times.
do do d-do do do!
Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo,
doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo...
PHONE ARE NOT ALLOWED!
Nope, just got another one. I'll transcribe:
Hello, yes. I've been looking at the PDF you kindly sent me. How did you do it so quickly. It's a cynical question, but how soon would you want the response back. For THAT. Yeah, yeah....
....fine...now having started skimming through it.. . it's our fault nott your fault I hasten to add. Do you expect us to amend these things? Super. I should be able to get that back to you at the weekend. Super. Thanks for that harlot. Goodbye.
only "harlot" was vaguely Dickensian. At a pinch.
the 'wood' in Margaret Atwood?
put the cunt in Scunthorpe?
How is he Dickensian? Is he ever so 'umble?
He's a silvery haired victorian, who peers at you over his glasses.
American football in his face? I'm up for that.
'statement' being victorian for abandon reply.
wasn't based around you life.
I need more information!
'your band sucks!'?
I still haven't heard your new band. Lynx pls.
et un mouton. Et tu?