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i believe one is being fellatioed, one is being bummed and another is... hanging about?
ever laughed as much at a computer screen as this evening.
I'm honestly crying now :D
just let me know
JAMES DELVE = CARROT WILLY!
and your fucking crayon willy.
NO ONE WANTS TO FUCK YOU.
And you touch porcelain when you need a shit. HAHA.
I have a special holster to keep it away from the toilet bowl.
it either touches piss and shit water.
Or you piss all over the bathroom...
http://www.tubgirl.com is better and you know it...
I link EVERYONE to that site.
Without wanting to barf...
I don't care if that is real or not, you could have warned us.
Mine had to be worse...
you could have warned us.
they block out her vagina but keep EVERYTHING else
Everyone got that, right?
on her tit. Haha.
Seriously tonight is just too funny.
I have to admit some blame for this post, it's something that me and Fiona often threaten each other with but neither of us could remember the url.
I owe her one mixtape now. I'm going to make it wall-to-wall metal :D
just, i'd managed to forget all about it.
and now... just. oh.
I truly do.
that you really become worried.
i thought it deserved a special mention
The best time I ever saw it is when B3TA forumites infiltrated it into local newspapers disguised as childrens drawings.
I remember that.
To keep this thread near the top until morning and see how many people DiS can get the sack tomorrow.
doesn't the opening post give it away that the links inside won't be very viewable?
The people who only come on in the day are all stupid.
NB: THIS ISN'T AN INSULT TO THE DAY PEOPLE, CLICK ON ALL THE LINKS ABOVE AND YOU'LL FIND OUT WHY.
NOT safe for work
see here: http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/927812
"you have sat through 60 spins! you are officially gay! :-)"
i like the song :(
looking at these sites. Because I don't want to puke, and I don't want to be kicked off the network.
....now i can't go to sleep till i've read a nice story. lame.
amazing. I love you. You put the pen in penis.
that was a nice story, thank you, now i can sleep soundly, dreaming of your penis.
when you weren't looking, some sneaky bugger with a pen whipped out your penis, drew two lines of different length on it (with the pen), then tucked it back in, all in the blink of an eye.
I am an ace detective
cock/penis, ey ey?
i would have written "too far"
it's not worth it for the split second i mistake you for marlowx
is halfway towards the screen
the lines!!! they must be some sort of cryptic clue
why are there no lines on my penis?
your not getting to touch my penis this time.
i have no respect for london, NONE!
Canberra? Montevideo? Jakart?
last time he told that story, now im gonna have to endure the nightmares again.
You were going to resurrect this thread?
At least you guys got some warning....
Let's go for "yes".
having clicked the last one. :(
*is sick* :( I am not talking to you ever again.
damn me and my link clicking. :(
in so many ways
oh man is this where i trump everyone?
had a little look.
fill in the gaps:
P _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ M
P _ _ _ _ _ _ E _ / _ E _ _ _ M
P R _ _ _ _ _ E _ / R E _ T _ M
well done! now google image search it!
I don't want the picture though thanks.
It was running around with it's arse hanging out, dragging along the floor.
It was most disturbing.
I read it as 'proleart rectum'
i really really don't like this thread at all.