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They're taking applications.
I stand a good chance 'I guess'?
The highlight of my CV is:
1992 - Subbuteo tournament winner at Kick '92, Stokesley School.
1993 - Retained subbuteo tournament title.
I have to climb onto the career lady somewhere...
I think there are very few people in the country who they'd consider.
Let's all apply!
What sort of angle do you think I should take for this application?
Architecture and Utopia, 1973, London, The Architectural Press
James is a hard and punctual worker who adds to the workplace enviroment and always has a smile on his face. He's always willing to help out his collegues in their tasks.
He smells though.
if I tell them I own The Big Book Of Art and Banksy's latest book.
If it will, I'll get them for Christmas.
"I spend a lot of time drawing pandas when I should be considering other tasks. I feel this points me towards a career in the artistic world"
of the Mona Lisa and the like to decorate my CV with.
I may actually apply for this and write it on my Jobseekers Allowance statement.
highlight the influence of Tony Hart and Neil Buchanan on your general perspective of art.
bring your pop music expertise to it to offer a fresh integrated approach for art as a whole?
tell them if they employ you they can have this free:
and include this photo:
That would fit in any reputable company.
You lucky person.
the bidding's gone private, they mean business...
as pretty as Monopoly money is, it just doesn't buy Rappy_Jo any food.
is the Robbie Coltrane of the art world.
Any other ideas on what it needs?
That's made my day.
just like that
It is. Really
Let me know if I should delete it or not:
the bit about the pandas. that's the best bit.
I love Steve Gibson's response.
is the greatest chairman in the premier league.
Simple as that.
other than the loling and everything
is that your real address and phone number?
I trust the people of DiS to be nice to me : )
it is only the people of DiS that can read this
i was meant to post that in the sarcasm thread
Fight the climate of fear with LOVE!
it's mine :(
I'm assuming that's you : (
Do you think I'll get an interview?
a salami reindeer of some sort?
of a chest-burster off Alien.
Where's the love? : (
GSCE ART – grade “C”
Photography for pleasure.
Avid follower of art shows on television from an early age, including “Hartbeat”, “Art Attack”, “SmART” and “Morph”.
Have been to National Portrait Gallery, Tate Modern and The Baltic (in Newcastle).
I spend a lot of time drawing pandas when I should be considering other tasks. I feel this points me towards a career in the artistic world.
Kick Football Summer School Subbuteo Champion 1992 (retained title in 1993, lost title in 1994 only because I was too old for Kick).
Hard worker, willing to undertake other tasks than drawing, painting, sculpting, etc.
Came 3rd go-karting for Chris Hooper’s 18th birthday, 2000. I feel that my karting skills have only improved in the time between then and now.
Keen musician, own 2 guitars and have use of a piano.
Conservationist – sort through all waste for separation into green wheelie bin.
The pictures were of clipart of an American Footballer, Mona Lisa with her boobies out, Tony Hart.
It's AMAZING, if you don't get the job i'll eat this lemon bon bon i have sitting next to be.
mmm, lemon bon bon
a rather wonder piquancy in it's audacious minimalism.
Please find attached to this email my CV in application for the post of Director of the Tate National gallery in London.
I hope you don't hold it against me that I'm from the North. We have art up here too, you know! Haha.
contemporary web skillz
Be sure to post their response.
I will do, I'll also email them a "chasing up" email in a few days to see if they're still processing my application or merely throwing away all the other ones so I can have the job.
So a letter will get sent next week if I haven't heard from them.
I can also include some chocolate as a present if I do that.
thanks so much
I do try.
FAIL AT BEING UNFUNNY.
FAIL AT FAILING AT BEING UNFUNNY
FUCK YOU TURDMEISTER.
Because I'm pretty fucking proud of myself :D