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lots of disers, hey again to all of them.
i was very drunk...i usually am to be fair. you're great too! :D
i'm too elite
doubtful! 3 TIMES.
sorry about that...i think i actually met everyone there several times...proceeding to ask their name on each occaision :S
'twas lovely to meet you.
indeed it was a pleasure. :)
every time you meet someone new.
and i'm not even sorry
then I remembered I wasn't a gay. 7.6/10?
Do you have mysterious pen marks on your wang?
devil horns? If so, see a priest, sooner rather than later.
:( It's been in my room ages.
I WILL DO it tomorrow. before I get drunk and forget. I am so sorry, and I will do anything to make it up to you...
peevee has it.
it's a good one, too
i made an absolutely amazing one for hannah the other day.
as good as the famed forty track behemoth. FO REAL.
I need to make yours again. I needed one for Mixtape and it was sitting there. Apparently a cute little indie girl took it. She will definitely be scarred for life.
almost as sick as Bamos.
no form at all. I want the old bamos back. When he was clean shaven and funny.
or was that temporary?
i don't actually spend the entirety of my life in a drunken state, have to give the old liver a break every now and again.
of phrase, maybe i meant to put 'ole liver'? i'm not sure, stop being so pedantic.
it'll be quick.
with you its just wham bam thank you ma'am.
and Pigfoot. More, more!
of Nu DiS
pigfoot's chester bennington
As usual, everything that happened last night was superceded by the bus ride home.
The number was N... something. The driver, tense and irritable. The vehicle, overloaded with drunken saturday night revellers with one special guest.
First he threatened to kick everyone off the bus for sitting on the stairs. So people got off the stairs and I thought okay, that's going to be the obligatory madness for the night.
5 minutes later, I'm just about dozing off when this creature bounds down the stairs.
She's about 6'7" in stilletto boots and gigantic blonde mohawk. Later 30s to early 40s in age. Chains everywhere. Flourescent pink PVC miniskirt. Ripped black fishnets that show off more than you would ever want to see. Multiple facial peircings. Blackened teeth. Mad, staring eyes. She is accompanied by a man who looks like Hermann Munster in a NIN t-shirt.
It marches to the driver's booth and screams at him in an accent I can only desribe as central European loony: "YOU MISSED MY STOP!!"
The driver's like "WTF?!". It bangs on the glass again, and again, and again. "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR MISSING MY STOP!" it's yelling now. She's now kicking the door and banging the glass at the same time. Her companion tries to restrain her. He gets one in the mouth for his trouble.
I laugh and lean over to a man sitting near me: "You just can't get the insane punks these days". Mistake.
She comes over.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY, MOTHERCUNT?!"
"I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU, MOTHERCUNT!"
"Haven't you missed your stop, luv?"
Mistake. She winds up to chin me when the driver finally opens the door. The boyfriend grabs her and rugby tackles her off the bus, helped along by some accomodating passengers who would rather continue their journey without rabid old moshers.
The last thing I see as the bus moves away speedily, is the sight of a very tall goth-punk thing kicking the shit out of a bus shelter.
Fucking Night Buses.
why is it always you?!
We got an 'illegal rape cab' in which the driver insisted on telling us lots of stories, including about how the night before he'd driven his taxi directly at some people who'd been being rowdy and he'd chucked out. Hmm. Got us home quicker than sodding buses though...
It was karma.
Cause directly after we saw you stumble off into the distance, Tim and Joe realised the bus they wanted wouldn't be arriving until about 6 in the morning. And when my bus came along, I got on without paying and laughed at them. And I think I said "Bye, suckers!"
serves you right then.
are they still on a bus somewhere?
its got wi-fi
Video screens? Puzzles? Guh?
So it has a hypno-screen AND it ends up in Romford?
Two reasons to avoid the N15...
I already met you and BobbyG's friend Tony.
You don't like 24 and Tony and I have a fight we need to get done with at some point.
Not worth Romford.
but yeah, you probably asked for it.
I have no idea how long I was sitting on a bus somewhere around Bishopsgate with the driver throwing a tantrum because there were too many people on his bus, and someone wizened geordie with a spider's web tattooed on his face hammering on the glass until he called the police.
The fact that I was listening to very loud post rock in order to block out most of what was going on lent an air of surreality to the affair which I found curiously edifying.
like tron :(
lots of people too.
I just got home from London, I'm freaking tired.
It's Doubtful's fault that I only got 1.5 hours sleep last night, because "there's no point in going to sleep at 5AM".
he made me watch that dvd with George Clooney and vampires, it was pooh! :P
I hate thunderstorms. What film did you watch after from dusk till dawn?
Lottie enjoyed the jokes about farts and poo.
We both enjoyed the bits with the orangutan in.
Hannah owns shit films :P
watching at 5AM when drunk and drinking Bailey's out of a wine glass.
i want some this weekend.
and there are.
I didn't want Lottie to see me blush.
I would've been totally unafraid to have got a giant boner to that masterful film in Lottie's presence. Or anyone's presence for that matter. I love that film. And I love uhm... wossername...
dame thora hird?
All of the above.
rightee then...Stealthy is cool by the way :)
I can just see it now... [censored] [censored] [censored] I slowly [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]. Maggie unwraps her [censored] [censored] and [censored] [censored] as I [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] At this point Thora descends into the room on a [censored] [censored] stairmaster [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] with the joystick. [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]. Satisfied, we all finish our meal. The end.
Honestly i welcome you into my home and then you dis my film collection humph
bit when the film finished and the credits rolled.
lolled at all the bits that weren't even meant to be jokes.
indeed, and he has too much movie trivia knowledge....
he was probably just texting ben warn.
as too much movie trivia knowledge.
from jurrasic park 3
this is james we're talking about.
All her fault.
I've managed to get all the mud off my handbag now, yay!
She gave me more alcohol when I needed to be drunk and she gave us sleeping bags and she let me use her phone. And she took us for an ACE breakfast which was cheap.
AND THE BEANBAG SHOP :D :D :D
I'll take you this weekend. Also i'm happy with my christmas present purchases now after showing them to lottie and james
network of friends.
i have to buy BLIND.
i buy something plainly rubbish.
I'm easy to buy for! Ask anyone and people would be able to give you suggestions!
And I might of spoken some very drunk words.
I'm going to the library tomorrow now to get some me the books out you recommended.
I remember that! Read everything. It is very rare to meet a girl who might like Bukowski.
I hope I wasn't to embarrassing last night, I was really drunk :)
But I liked it.
I should've said more. I like telling people that I'm Jesus.
that is all.
i ordered some of his poems from amazon today.
It was really nice talking to you i'm looking forward to little miss sunshine coming out on dvd now!
God I'm good.
sorry. Or did I? I was the one limping...
but don't go thinking I avoid the disabled.
I clearly put on a poor show of meeting people in a very small space!
that like bukowski. i'm one of them. get his poems hannah!
I'm excited about these poems and books now.
was great to see you all last night!
it was dissapointing :(
I miss you
next saturday. be there. the lot of you.
As long as its at yours
pro evo after :)