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is this odd?
obv it can't actually be 1/8 of an orgasm cos u cant slice one up.
BUT it does send like, erm, sensations or something. truggers the nerves there or something like that.
when someone does that weird stroking-the-knee thing? I heard that was 1/8 of an orgasm too.
Imagine if someone stroked your knee WHILST you sneezed! It would still be far, far worse than an orgasm.
are orgasms bad then?!
far less good than an orgasm?
u know what i mean.
blah blah blah
My Mum always used to say, One's a wish, two's a kiss, three's a letter, four's something better, when I sneezed.
I am owed kisses.
lets have sex!
is scary but funny.
i sneeze far far too much. hate it.
well not me han. me mike.
I am the only person that I know that reacts like I do when I sneeze.
First of all, a lot of snot comes out. And if a lot of snot doesn't come out, my throat randomly locks up, and I choke on thin air. Then after the sneeze I rapidly grab like 10 tissues, then about five minutes after recovering from the sneeze, I tend to sneeze again. Therefore I think I have good reasons for not enjoying sneezing.
I have a cold, am sat in the fucking office on a Saturday and every sneeze reverberates around... A Cacophony of snot, wheeze and germs.