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been done before but....come on its friday!
goldie hawn (pre-op)
Anthony Stuart Head
on Alan Rickman and Anthony Head. :)
RICKMAN - tick
Anthony Head - tick
Nigel Havers - YEURCH!!!
Is Colin Buchanan classed as old? If so I SO WOULD!!
Thats everyone over 23
The thought of old gash scares me
my best mates mam, I don't fancy her it would just piss him off
or is this an educated guess?
Do you find yourself staring at them?
his sister and mum combo......
Is she dead? whatever, I would
who you would if no-one could find out...
i dont care saying anyone
I'd include Sarandon and Mirren but not Hawn.
Also: Nigella Lawson
plus, she'd be good. i've seen her do it
She's 46. Same birthday as me 6th Jan! 8 years older though, and yes I would!
you'd have to talk to him!
no you wouldn't!
can you imagine mid-sex "give us your fucking money"
two stationary defenders?
When he uses the straighteners.
The dude who plays michael in Arrested Development
Stephen Dorff (he counts!)
great post sex conversations there...
just ask JezCC
She's mine, mine I tell you.
She loves me. She has special smiles at the camera just for me. My voices told me.
She's about sixty and has great legs.
barker, no way. too anoying.
I was about to say Sue Barker.
I SO would.
that is IT.
"school teacher" look.
been trying to remember. jamie lee curtis over tho.
but no one has mentioned me
jamie lee curtis + susan sarandon
and her assistant.
I just realised
You sick, sick man.
until I looked up her pictures
I looked at her pictures, and then I went to Wikip[edia to see if she qualified to be old enough.
boys replying to this thread?
I have the silky soft skin of a man half my age, you bastard!
this is like being in a playground when someone fancies someone else so much that they just take the piss out of them at every opportunity.
good one sarkyfox.
but still......I mean not even one sympathy/act of kindness nomination....JDTs got one down there \/ nd he doesnt even count co hes not over 45
not even Ho Fo, no comedy men nominations from Bamos or Darcy either
vomit-inducing advice on how to be 'romantic' in katekamikaze's thread.
in that thread now
so i left
*not legally binding.
can you come to London? I'm too lazy to go oop North.
the one from Loose Women?! That's WRONG.
i so would
know loads of guys who fancy Kirstie Allsopp. Very popular.
But not old enough to qualify, shirley?
Also Ive decided, Im going to pay special attention to meths for the next week or two
she's prettier than her sister. It think this has been mentioned before...
Wrong, wrong, WRONG.
Carol Smillie, on the other hand...
looks fantastic in the M&S advert and shes way old
I love Laura Bailey but she's only 34.
is that ok?
if I was that way inclined.
i so wouldnt
I'm taken. zxcvbnm is going to occupy all of my time now...
I'd give her 2.4 Children.
the guy who plays bill buchanan in 24 (dunno his name)
thats my old man list so far. haha
dont know who that is
Jeremy Irons WITH BEARD.
is his name according to
silver fox! hehehe
so how old does someone have to be to be considered 'older'?
apparantly hes a yoga teacher aswell.
From Queen, not Duran Duran!
He's still got it :)
want all the time, it would turn me on far more to 'dissappoint' her....i mean imagine if she propositioned any of us and we turn her down....how much would that hurt her ego hur hur hur (As you can see Ive already worked this one out.....just in case, it pays to be prepared)
Paul Newman - both of those are a given surely??
paul newman PLEASE FOR GODS SAKE be my husband!
Johnny Depp don't count!
they are 'older'
johnny depp is in his forties.
and hes till got it.
in fact maybe even more so!
i think he's quite handsome.
Have you answered these sodding questions yet?
gay lord gay lord gay lord
is it lunchtime yet?
George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp are into their forties, I am 23, they = older people that I 'would'
just her, over and over again.
quite old then?
but she is probably the hottest person on the planet.
no, she's not old. But she's hot enough to be mentioned in any thread.
If I can't have her I'll go for Susan Kennedy.
Or if I was gonna say someone REALLY old I'd go for Annette Crosbie (Victor Meldrews wife from one foot in the grave)
if I can't even have her, I'll go for Andie MacDowell
I thank you !
that I can't think of anyone over 40 that I find attractive?
has no-one said monica bellucci? she is 40-odd and is the hottest bird on the planet. period. mmmmmm
she is ridiculously hot.
i would do her.
I'm thinking of the Butch Cassidy era.
He'd never acknowledge you again but it would be the best night of your life
like in snow white, eh wishpig?
that man off channel 4 racing (NOT john mccririck, natch)
Does he count?
David Bowie's wife, 51 and still smoking.
Yasmin Le Bon.
*five years ago
If any of you guys ever get your hands on Lorraine Kelly, please also gag her. Permanently.
Even though I don't really like blondes.
or is she not old enough?
YOu guys are SICK!!!
also, Dr Karl Kennedy from Neighbours *spaffs*
without a shadow of a doubt.
who works behind at the bar montague arms...yum yum
*she dont like dyslexics tho
bar at montague
and his chocolatey voice. mmmm