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specifically their customer services dept.
i'm about to kill myself.
they know what theyre in for
is that Esso?
I was wondering if you couldf help me - my boss just farted"
i was trying to zone it out. talk talk have only song.....
"call out, the instigation...."
It said I could do it on my 16th birthday, so I phoned up to get them to do it. Bearing in mind my 16th birthday is not long away, they took me through the whole process before telling me I had to phone AFTER my birthday, instead of them just doing it FOR my birthday, even though my birthday WON'T CHANGE. Jesus...
play an instrumental version of the boy with the arab strap for their "on hold" music.
Whatever the Hold music is, I will start singing along and put in my own lyrics about how much I hate the company, generally with a lot of profanity.
I can't wait for the day when I'm still singing as someone answers the phone.
That's of course unless they use Feeder for the hold music, then I lose the will to live.
your call is important to them and you are in a queue, your call will be answered in approximately............
i'm on the verge of suicide. thie reminds of the time i lost my bank card, phoned hsbc, who told me to call a number for lost cards. all the time i was on hold (45 mins) i was getting told to phone the number i was actually calling for lost cards.
it's the busiest time of the day and most of the advisors will be getting ready to go home.