I'm 21, but I haven't been to the dentist for a good two or three years. Lately my gums have been bleeding a bit too regularly for my liking. But I just know that if and when I go, they'll be all "well, this is what happens when you neglect your FACE"
When was the last time you went? Anybody else too much of a weasal piss to go?
If I don't go, and my oral condition continues in this fashion, can you all call me Bleeding_Gums_Dove? That sounds kinda jazz. No? Why the fuck not?