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No, can't think of any
embarrassing stains, and RSI.
straight afterwards... Oh god. it's just me
after masturbation or sex (with me anyway) if I wee it tends to come out in two or three directions. Sometimes I have to sit down.
I didn't know this. Must remember to check it out next time.
odd. sometimes, but not always. only if its bedtime
like the wee comes out in three directions
that cause me to have this problem all the time
It's gone now, the cons outweighed the pros
yeah, twin jets!
I get that at random :(
three or four!
i love finding out randon bits of info... the DiS sexual education board. Love it.
be a hard on
is that what you call your willy? Isn't making him/it cry the whole point?
Post of the day... calling your penis 'baby jesus'. Love it.
sometimes i like to sit on my hand until it goes numb - so it feels like someone else - i call it a stranger - have you ever given yourself a stranger??
and paint your finger nails too?
if you shave your hairy arms and paint your nails red
then we wouldn't have to shave our arms
Then they reach around the shower curtain so it looks like someone else is doing it.
IndieAndy told me.
practical starts next week.
some bloke admited this to our football team. he was sridiculed
for "conspiracy to cause an explosion"
does the manwank thread have more replies than the womanwank thread?
and the female DiSer's are proper ladies who wouldn't touch us, even with my ten foot bargepole?
rose-kitten and slicky seem to be enjoying it
so it's intriguing.
as discussed elsewhere on this message board.
Kindly given out by the NHS, states that masturbation is very good for you. Not only can you find out what you like with each stroke, but it keeps the sperm regular. Maybe not precisely what the leaflet said...but the blatant connotations involved in self-pleasure are very much there.
because there'd be an uproar if they advised regular sex.
is definitely good to empty the tanks every now and again though, by whatever means.
Who does not crack one's penis orf everyday.
It makes me want to start speaking proper
masturbation = quite boring!
I really ought to shut up.
I dont think those are the limits
weird techniques take too much concentration.
if you're at work or your parents watch you.
about if you work with your parents? A double negative is a positive, isn't it?
Show Dad_Judge_B some of your favourites!
show him those pussy pics you've been posting on here
and being overly frank on a message board, probably, I think I used to do that, but then it got harder and harder to get-off.
Now I don't any more, and it's hard (LOL) but definitely worth it.
for the record could we have a list of ALL...yes every single one of them please
8. Don't stick it where it doesn't belong.
Oral sex — Don't put your penis in the mouth of anybody you don't know really, really well. Two outlandish possibilities — this person is subject to seizures (where they can't control their biting movements among other things), or this person is subject to vengeful outbursts and has a really big grudge against you. Nor should you ever have oral sex in a moving vehicle where a bump in the road could result in your losing your most prized possession and your surprised partner gulping an unwanted weenie.
Any nonhuman orifice — This means animals and tubular appliances are out. First, with animals, you just never know what they will do. Dogs, cats, and other pets make their livings with their jaws and teeth. Never let your penis become a tempting tidbit. Second, tubular appliances such as vacuum cleaners and swimming pool intakes can expose you to several different hazards. Suction and vibration can expose your penile tissue to enough internal pressure to tear arteries, veins, and spongy tissue that are already engorged with blood because you are erect. And moving parts can chew up your meat. Some vacuum cleaner hoses have booster fans in the end of the hose to improve performance, but they will definitely ruin your performance!
but no fun.
who won't come away from the side of the pool
is *quite* alarming
he'll be here in a bit