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anyone done it, because i did last night. Big time!!
I am sitting at this computer cringeing!
do got a bit frisky
behind the dj booth
the records kept jumping
my manager went to see what was going on and hauled the guy away
the girl walked out fixing her hair, and went straight to the bar.
i can't remember a time i was laughing that hard ever.
Tell us what you did!
but yeah, tell us what you did!!
once invited us over for a roast dinner thing. A lunchtime dinner thing. There was much red wine. I don't know to what extent I made a tit of myself, I do know I woke up the next morning with red wine stained lips that looked like crazy lipstick, and front teeth so stained they looked black.
the delay chaps!!
I made a tit of myself on a works night out because I punched someone who works in the same building as me! I was completely provoked and i didnt really hit him that hard but thats not an excuse. i shouldnt have done it and I made myself look like some lunatic!
If that wasnt bad enough i fell out with one of my best mates as well.
Just pretend like you don't remember a thing on Monday morning!
Last year a few of us 'young ones' went on from the works do to a club. Me and my friend Paul were horrificly drunk. We got into the club (Bakers Bar, fact fans) and the drinking continued. The night (and my good name at work) hinged on Paul lifting me up above his head. A butch female bouncer approached me and told us to behave. I jokingly pushed her in the face with my palm. She picked me up and carried me through the club and out the door
I got about four "weren't you the guy who pushed a woman in the face?" comments at work over the course of the next month or so
Stoopid works do
i "jokingly" punched that baby in the face, no one saw the funny side.
But I was genuinely messing around! I didn't do it with even a remote amount of force
What can I say? You push a woman in the face, and that's all people remember about you. Bah
my ex-boss has a video of me playing playstation 'eye toy' and the memory of me throwing up in her bin after a barbeque at her house.
a couple of colleagues watched me projectile vomit while walking down oxford street a few weeks back
I have three works related christmas parties this year! Hooray! (cringe)
i have got to go into work now with that hanging over me. and what makes it worse is that if i see the little weasel i slapped i will want to do it again!
as for my mate...i cant see us talking to each other again. He well and truly sitched me up
to deserve getting hit?
little weasel and apparently he is the main man when it comes to pulling the women around the office. it was my round and I went up to get the drinks in and came back and he was in the seat that i was sitting in for the last 3 hours. I politely asked if i could sit back down and he ignored me...then i asked again and he gave me a load of stinking attitude. So i pulled him out of the seat. Then I just left it alone and for the rest of the night he followed me about trying to wind me up...everytime i went to get a drink he was sitting in my seat and when he wasnt doing that he was just blankly staring at me. I walked a girl around to a pub to meet her mates and as i left i heard him say 'what the fucks she doing with him'....so i gave him a slap!
I wish you were john malkovich.
A mixture of textsexoperators+free drink+ playing 'murder in the dark' = sticky subjects.
None at all.