i was at liverpool last night, circa 11.45. my h&c line goes by and i see that in the carriage i'm going to get in, there's a load of puke on one of the seats.
'oh that's nasty' i think, 'i'll get on the next carriage, oh well'
i get on the carriage and then we all get kicked off as 'this train is now out of service'
'oh bugger' i say, and sit down on a bench.
suddenly, this couple get off the train, going absolutely SCHIZO at this hammered man, whom, i quickly realised, was the fool that was sick on the train. the man was going ballistic at drunk-city-worker, shouting at him 'you fucking WANKER how DARE you be sick on the train, why the FUCK didn't you get off you cunt'
D-C-W - 'urrrrrrr well, urr i jus' cudn' urrrrr had to be sik... urrr'
obviously so fucked he had no idea what he was doing.
so dumbass pissed off man goes on and on and on and on for ages until his girlfriend calms him down and they get on the next train.
all of this could have been avoided and dealt with with a quick 'tut tut' and whispered 'wanker' to the gf.
WHY MUST PEOPLE BE SO FUCKING IRRITATING AND GO MENTAL OVER NOTHING? arrrrrrrrgh