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I've just remembered I've got some fucking jaffa cakes in my coat pocket!
or the evil kind?
most things are beige aren't they?
no, i can only think of camels and phlegm
the leads to the question: If camels are beige, and deserts are beige, how do we know what camels look like? Shirley they are invisible
if you know what i mean.
that's all he needs to know
that's all you need to know
did you notice how sexybum didn't tell me off for saying I'm better? This means he agrees with me.
If I could think of a witty reply to your requests to speak to Shirley, I would have posted it by now. As it is, your repeated requests to talk to her are just highlighting my comedic shortcomings and it's making me feel inadequate.
it was the first thing you said to me i fink.
I thing the problem is that you're taller in real life, you should do something about this.
use diagrams if necessary
although how they caught them i DON'T KNOW
tell us some more melanie
that'd keep her busy once you had fallen asleep back at home
i'll getchou some money in the next fee-ew days...
Put some Jaffa Cakes in a bowl, add custard and warm it in the microwave, you get a truly tasty dessert!
You can get 3 for 50p from the vending machine.. I've just spent £1.50! :)
although you are my hero really
if I can handle that responsibility!
'My Hero' as in Ardal O hanlon.
sadpunk - anyone who attacks a pigeon is my hero!
I HATE THEM!!!
what anyone else would've done in the same situation!
(although I notice none of you put me forward for a Pride Of Britain award! I could've met Carol Vorderman, DAMMIT!)
but I was alone in my plight
By twice, I mean THREE TIMES!
Although by 'met' I mean 'seen'.
She say anything about me?
that seemed to be the mathematical equation of LOVE, then she drew a picture of Jared Leto under it.
Other thatn that, no. Sorry!
Good times, huh?
can't you get a whole tube of them for that much!?
It's a ripoff, but I'm weak-willed!
I then tried to make some kind of hilarious quip.
Did I succeed? I'll let history judge me...
I'll do it right now.
I find thewarn guilty of incorrect apostrophe placement at 15.03 this afternoon, along with offences to comedy too numerous to mention.
10 years hard labour.