Last night i was getting the bus home from boro, and this guy got on and sat RIGHT behind me.
He was breathing onto my neck and generally just being creepy, so i moved away. So i moved, and he started shouting at me, stuff like "WHY ARE ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS SCARED OF ME?!". It wasn't a time for me point out i looked like shit and had KFC crumbs all over me, but I just sarcastically muttered "Sorry." in hopes he'd go be emo elsewhere on the bus.
So I put my iPod on, hoping he'd take the hint, i got a text and he read it OVER MY SHOULDER. It ended "Goodnight then, miss spaghetti", so he said that and asked why i was miss spaghetti. I said it was my boyfriends nickname for me (Lies are allowed when you're scared), and he started asking me about this "boyfriend". I told him he was a 27 year old kickboxer who was meeting me off the bus and hates me talking to other men.
He didn't take the hint.
In the end he actually CORNERED me on the bus, so i ended up kneeing him in the genitals and going and standing by the driver.
When i got off the bus the guy waved and smiled really creepily and blew me a kiss.
It wasn't pleasant. :(