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If you walk into the gents

darkpigeon [Edit] [Delete] 38 replies 16:20, 14 November '06

and there is a female attendant doing her thing, do you use the urinal or the cubicle?

(nb: sink is not an option)

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assuming you need a wee, innit

darkpigeon | 14 Nov '06, 16:20 | X
- wump is a great word
  
  darkpigeon @zxcvbnm | 14 Nov '06, 16:22 | X
- She's only in there to get a quick look at your tool
  
  so give her your best. Don't forget to smile
  
  yo_soy_welshmun | 14 Nov '06, 16:21 | X
  - If I'd known she was in there
    
    I'd have "prepared" myself
    
    darkpigeon @yo_soy_welshmun | 14 Nov '06, 16:25 | X
- Piss on her
  
  bamos | 14 Nov '06, 16:21 | X
  - so long as she doesn't move
    
    my aim isn't that good
    
    darkpigeon @bamos | 14 Nov '06, 16:23 | X
    - Just stand in the middle of the floor
      
      with your hands behind your head and your old chap flopped out, and spin round and round really quickly. Some if it is bound to hit her.
      
      bamos @darkpigeon | 14 Nov '06, 16:24 | X
      - that sounds like a great game
        
        possibly even better than seeing how high you can pee, remembering not to get too vertical lest splashdown hits you on the shoulder
        
        darkpigeon @bamos | 14 Nov '06, 16:27 | X
- Her thing isn't a wee is it?
  
  Whatever you feel like. Personally I can't wee when anyones watching so it'd be cubicle for me.
  
  cunt | 14 Nov '06, 16:21 | X
- Whose the say the first couldn't spill over into real life
  
  but alas, she was changing the hand towels
  
  darkpigeon @Jack_El_Biscuit | 14 Nov '06, 16:24 | X
  - incidentally
    
    the towel-on-roll things are grim
    
    darkpigeon @darkpigeon | 14 Nov '06, 16:24 | X
  - Are your waiting for our replies before you decide what to do?
    
    are you bursting? is there a pc in the loo? are you on your web enabled phone?/blackberry?
    
    creakyknees | 14 Nov '06, 16:27 | X
    - I came/went/whatever
      
      in the cubicle
      
      I refuse to talk on my mobile while in the gents, but email/internet would be different...
      
      darkpigeon @creakyknees | 14 Nov '06, 16:28 | X
      - I came in the cubicle ......
        
        stop it! I don't need encouraging
        
        yo_soy_welshmun @darkpigeon | 14 Nov '06, 16:31 | X
        
        do you not leave presents for the next person
        
        a copy of the metro/nice aroma/jism?
        
        darkpigeon @yo_soy_welshmun | 14 Nov '06, 16:33 | X
  - a female attendant in the male toilets??
    
    why i'd write to the European Court of Human Rights and demand an apology/free squirt with some Joop.
    
    ralphcore | 14 Nov '06, 16:32 | X
  - you should see this as an opportunity
    
    apologise, leave the gents and go into the ladies, you will then have an excellant excuse later in court....that the presence of the female attendant confused you into thinking that the gents was the ladies and vice versa
    
    creakyknees | 14 Nov '06, 16:36 | X
    - again a great opportunity
      
      creakyknees @Pigfoot | 14 Nov '06, 17:01 | X
      - I've done that at the luminaire before
        
        it took a good few seconds for me to realise why the walls were pink
        
        darkpigeon @Pigfoot | 14 Nov '06, 17:46 | X
      - my mate once pissed in the sink
        
        cos he thought it was a urinal. lol
        
        sharp_yet_blunt | 14 Nov '06, 17:08 | X
      - I remember being in a club
        
        and staggering into the toilet to observe just such a phenomena. The bouncer came in to remove the recalcitrant and I remember expressing my marvel to him at observing such a feat, as I had always thought it impossible. The guy was like "Yeah mate, if you keep talking to me I'm going to throw you out too"
        
        Parsefone | 14 Nov '06, 17:50 | X
      - neverever been in this situation
        
        alcxxk | 14 Nov '06, 17:55 | X
        
        too high?
        
        Parsefone @Glen_Chap | 14 Nov '06, 18:05 | X
        
        you can wash your hands
        
        at the same time
        
        darkpigeon @Glen_Chap | 14 Nov '06, 18:16 | X
        
        "Walk into the gents"
        
        Surely, one should saunter in the style of Travolta with a "stand back I'm getting it out look" on one's face.
        
        Mr_JDTraynor | 14 Nov '06, 18:20 | X
        
        it's an ideal to aspire to
        
        surely?
        
        ex_cynic @Glen_Chap | 14 Nov '06, 22:14 | X
        
        urinal
        
        I'd take my time unzipping, though, to give her a chance to vacate.
        
        JustJay | 14 Nov '06, 22:16 | X
        
        tease
        
        darkpigeon @JustJay | 15 Nov '06, 00:38 | X

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