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If you walk into the gents
and there is a female attendant doing her thing, do you use the urinal or the cubicle?
(nb: sink is not an option)
and there is a female attendant doing her thing, do you use the urinal or the cubicle?
(nb: sink is not an option)
assuming you need a wee, innit
wump is a great word
She's only in there to get a quick look at your tool
so give her your best. Don't forget to smile
If I'd known she was in there
I'd have "prepared" myself
Piss on her
so long as she doesn't move
my aim isn't that good
Just stand in the middle of the floor
with your hands behind your head and your old chap flopped out, and spin round and round really quickly. Some if it is bound to hit her.
that sounds like a great game
possibly even better than seeing how high you can pee, remembering not to get too vertical lest splashdown hits you on the shoulder
Her thing isn't a wee is it?
Whatever you feel like. Personally I can't wee when anyones watching so it'd be cubicle for me.
Whose the say the first couldn't spill over into real life
but alas, she was changing the hand towels
incidentally
the towel-on-roll things are grim
Are your waiting for our replies before you decide what to do?
are you bursting? is there a pc in the loo? are you on your web enabled phone?/blackberry?
I came/went/whatever
in the cubicle
I refuse to talk on my mobile while in the gents, but email/internet would be different...
I came in the cubicle ......
stop it! I don't need encouraging
do you not leave presents for the next person
a copy of the metro/nice aroma/jism?
a female attendant in the male toilets??
why i'd write to the European Court of Human Rights and demand an apology/free squirt with some Joop.
you should see this as an opportunity
apologise, leave the gents and go into the ladies, you will then have an excellant excuse later in court....that the presence of the female attendant confused you into thinking that the gents was the ladies and vice versa
again a great opportunity
I've done that at the luminaire before
it took a good few seconds for me to realise why the walls were pink
my mate once pissed in the sink
cos he thought it was a urinal. lol
I remember being in a club
and staggering into the toilet to observe just such a phenomena. The bouncer came in to remove the recalcitrant and I remember expressing my marvel to him at observing such a feat, as I had always thought it impossible. The guy was like "Yeah mate, if you keep talking to me I'm going to throw you out too"
neverever been in this situation
too high?
you can wash your hands
at the same time
"Walk into the gents"
Surely, one should saunter in the style of Travolta with a "stand back I'm getting it out look" on one's face.
it's an ideal to aspire to
surely?
urinal
I'd take my time unzipping, though, to give her a chance to vacate.
tease