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and there is a female attendant doing her thing, do you use the urinal or the cubicle?
(nb: sink is not an option)
so give her your best. Don't forget to smile
I'd have "prepared" myself
my aim isn't that good
with your hands behind your head and your old chap flopped out, and spin round and round really quickly. Some if it is bound to hit her.
possibly even better than seeing how high you can pee, remembering not to get too vertical lest splashdown hits you on the shoulder
Whatever you feel like. Personally I can't wee when anyones watching so it'd be cubicle for me.
but alas, she was changing the hand towels
the towel-on-roll things are grim
are you bursting? is there a pc in the loo? are you on your web enabled phone?/blackberry?
in the cubicle
I refuse to talk on my mobile while in the gents, but email/internet would be different...
stop it! I don't need encouraging
a copy of the metro/nice aroma/jism?
why i'd write to the European Court of Human Rights and demand an apology/free squirt with some Joop.
apologise, leave the gents and go into the ladies, you will then have an excellant excuse later in court....that the presence of the female attendant confused you into thinking that the gents was the ladies and vice versa
it took a good few seconds for me to realise why the walls were pink
cos he thought it was a urinal. lol
and staggering into the toilet to observe just such a phenomena. The bouncer came in to remove the recalcitrant and I remember expressing my marvel to him at observing such a feat, as I had always thought it impossible. The guy was like "Yeah mate, if you keep talking to me I'm going to throw you out too"
at the same time
Surely, one should saunter in the style of Travolta with a "stand back I'm getting it out look" on one's face.
I'd take my time unzipping, though, to give her a chance to vacate.