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If you walk into the gents

darkpigeon [Edit] [Delete] 38 replies 16:20, 14 November '06

and there is a female attendant doing her thing, do you use the urinal or the cubicle?

(nb: sink is not an option)

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  • assuming you need a wee, innit

    darkpigeon | 14 Nov '06, 16:20 | X
    • wump is a great word

      darkpigeon @zxcvbnm | 14 Nov '06, 16:22 | X
    • She's only in there to get a quick look at your tool

      so give her your best. Don't forget to smile

      yo_soy_welshmun | 14 Nov '06, 16:21 | X
      • If I'd known she was in there

        I'd have "prepared" myself

        darkpigeon @yo_soy_welshmun | 14 Nov '06, 16:25 | X
    • Piss on her

      bamos | 14 Nov '06, 16:21 | X
      • so long as she doesn't move

        my aim isn't that good

        darkpigeon @bamos | 14 Nov '06, 16:23 | X
        • Just stand in the middle of the floor

          with your hands behind your head and your old chap flopped out, and spin round and round really quickly. Some if it is bound to hit her.

          bamos @darkpigeon | 14 Nov '06, 16:24 | X
          • that sounds like a great game

            possibly even better than seeing how high you can pee, remembering not to get too vertical lest splashdown hits you on the shoulder

            darkpigeon @bamos | 14 Nov '06, 16:27 | X
    • Her thing isn't a wee is it?

      Whatever you feel like. Personally I can't wee when anyones watching so it'd be cubicle for me.

      cunt | 14 Nov '06, 16:21 | X
    • Whose the say the first couldn't spill over into real life

      but alas, she was changing the hand towels

      darkpigeon @Jack_El_Biscuit | 14 Nov '06, 16:24 | X
      • incidentally

        the towel-on-roll things are grim

        darkpigeon @darkpigeon | 14 Nov '06, 16:24 | X
      • Are your waiting for our replies before you decide what to do?

        are you bursting? is there a pc in the loo? are you on your web enabled phone?/blackberry?

        creakyknees | 14 Nov '06, 16:27 | X
        • I came/went/whatever

          in the cubicle

          I refuse to talk on my mobile while in the gents, but email/internet would be different...

          darkpigeon @creakyknees | 14 Nov '06, 16:28 | X
          • I came in the cubicle ......

            stop it! I don't need encouraging

            yo_soy_welshmun @darkpigeon | 14 Nov '06, 16:31 | X
            • do you not leave presents for the next person

              a copy of the metro/nice aroma/jism?

              darkpigeon @yo_soy_welshmun | 14 Nov '06, 16:33 | X
      • a female attendant in the male toilets??

        why i'd write to the European Court of Human Rights and demand an apology/free squirt with some Joop.

        ralphcore | 14 Nov '06, 16:32 | X
      • you should see this as an opportunity

        apologise, leave the gents and go into the ladies, you will then have an excellant excuse later in court....that the presence of the female attendant confused you into thinking that the gents was the ladies and vice versa

        creakyknees | 14 Nov '06, 16:36 | X
        • again a great opportunity

          creakyknees @Pigfoot | 14 Nov '06, 17:01 | X
          • I've done that at the luminaire before

            it took a good few seconds for me to realise why the walls were pink

            darkpigeon @Pigfoot | 14 Nov '06, 17:46 | X
          • my mate once pissed in the sink

            cos he thought it was a urinal. lol

            sharp_yet_blunt | 14 Nov '06, 17:08 | X
          • I remember being in a club

            and staggering into the toilet to observe just such a phenomena. The bouncer came in to remove the recalcitrant and I remember expressing my marvel to him at observing such a feat, as I had always thought it impossible. The guy was like "Yeah mate, if you keep talking to me I'm going to throw you out too"

            Parsefone | 14 Nov '06, 17:50 | X
          • neverever been in this situation

            alcxxk | 14 Nov '06, 17:55 | X
            • too high?

              Parsefone @Glen_Chap | 14 Nov '06, 18:05 | X
              • you can wash your hands

                at the same time

                darkpigeon @Glen_Chap | 14 Nov '06, 18:16 | X
              • "Walk into the gents"

                Surely, one should saunter in the style of Travolta with a "stand back I'm getting it out look" on one's face.

                Mr_JDTraynor | 14 Nov '06, 18:20 | X
                • it's an ideal to aspire to

                  surely?

                  ex_cynic @Glen_Chap | 14 Nov '06, 22:14 | X
                • urinal

                  I'd take my time unzipping, though, to give her a chance to vacate.

                  JustJay | 14 Nov '06, 22:16 | X
                  • tease

                    darkpigeon @JustJay | 15 Nov '06, 00:38 | X
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