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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bottom?
Warren.
What do you call a man who saves things for Christmas Day?
Jack_El_Biscuit.
what do you call a man with a bird on his head?
nest
Lovely stuff.
I knew you'd like that one
If only you were, Samantha, 25, London, I'd be on your case like a ton of leaves
*abanon gender*
Lebanon gender?
Sexist.
SEXIEST
Hiya!
get a sex change
its not that big a deal. They do it in Boots with lasers now.
I think if you spend
more than £30 they give you a voucher for it.
What do you call a man with a gun?
Anything you like, he can't hear yoU!
What do you call a man who sweeps the streets?
depressed and suicidal with the possibility that one day he might kill someone.
prole?
with leaves in his boots?????????
oh, i didnt even see the mistake
probably
What do you call
an Asian baby born in a microwave?
Ping
No room at the Inn
It's fashionable
Bloody asians, coming over here,
giving birth in our (their) appliances.
i have a chinese friend called ping.
i must ask her about her birth.
what do you call an arab with a pig on his head?
hamed
what do you call an arab with 2 pigs on his head
mohamed
what do you call an arab with 2 pigs on his head and a sheep under arm?
mohamed haslam
thats Tom Arto
What do you call a rural conservative party activist?
Tori Amos.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Edward Woodward
You mean:
ewoo woowoo
Dammit!
I'm rubbish at telling jokes
Joke punchlines getting mixed up
is a sign of the coming apocalypse.
Run for the hills everyone.
I had a dream last night
that I'd joined Iron Maiden
and I had to play sitting on a sofa, facing away from the stage.
It was boss.
what do you call a man with no shins?
Toe-knee
A man with no shins having wank?
Tony Hancock?
A man with no shins who had sex with lee?
Tony Hadley
what do you call tony hadleys daughter?
toni hadley
this is a fact
Toni Hadley-ThisIsAFact
You forgot the hyphen.
hymen?
*hymn
AND THE SMELL OF APPLE PIE
No I musn't forgeeeeeet...
AND A WIN FOR MY HOME TEAM
Wow, I thought we were the only school to have that one
No way
It went NATIONWIDE baby. Good times :)
They really were
*reminisces about the hilarity of somebody farting during assembly prayer*
Really? OK
Jesus Christ is risen today, Alleluia!
Our triumphant holy day, Alleluia!
Who did once, upon the cross, Alleluia!
Suffer to redeem our loss, Alleluia!
Hymns of praise then let us sing, Alleluia!
Unto Christ, our heavenly King, Alleluia!
Who endured the cross and grave, Alleluia!
Sinners to redeem and save, Alleluia!
Do you know what album had this song, can you report to us below?
But the pain which He endured, Alleluia!
Our salvation hath procured, Alleluia!
Now above the sky He's king, Alleluia!
Where the angels ever sing, Alleluia!
If you can not find the lyrics you want, You may want to request them.
Sing we to our God above, Alleluia!
Praise eternal as His love, Alleluia!
Praise Him, all you heavenly host, Alleluia!
Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, Alleluia!
Hmmm.
Seem to be picking up some interference.
I call her
tugsley steamboat.
Just a little nickname thing we got going on.
.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Judge_B/290844951_4325b0729e.jpg
what do you call a man with no shins and a fist protruding from his groin?
Tony Hancock.
^
This is my favourite.
What do you call a man with no shins
who likes the versatility of disposable contact lenses?
Tony Daley
i thinki just came
What do you call the little fucking shit that used to live next door to me in Maesgeirchen and nicke
Toe Knee Willy Arms
it's his name. Not very funny unless you mime it really.
My dad's called Toe Knee Shoo Man
that works as well. Mime wise.
Abandon life.
d my TV aerial
was the last bit of the subject there.
If you ever post
two less successful posts than those I'll be incredibly surprised.
what about this one
?
What
do you call three men with no shins from Oakland that form a late 80's/early 90's R&B group?
Tony Toni Toné
what do call a snake with no shins, that belongs to someone you're talking to?
tony yerboa
what?
I've always wondered what to call
that shinless snake.
Thanks!
I'm close to hyperventilation
with laughter here, you bastards.
moi aussi
moi anglais
COR! Anglais
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob
Not
Tony?
What
do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool, that was named partly after an expanse dug from the ground and partly after a mythical Scottish lake monster?
Bob Holness
what do you call
a self-help guru with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?
Bob Bemore
bobby moore?
exactly.
what do you call a guy floating in the sea,
who is quite formal really?
robert
*runs
what do you call a man with no arms of legs
in a swimming pool whilst impersonating a spherical object?
Bobby Ball.
what do you call a man
in the familiar limbless situation, floating in a stream at the bottom of some kind of geological feature?
Bobby Gorge
i LIKES IT
what do you call the (bobbing in the pool with no arms and legs) guys, wife, also in the swimming po
flo tin
ran out of space.
should have read:
*in the swimming pool, unassited by bouyancy aids
That was so bad it's almost amazing
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
with a massive smile on his face?
bob beamon
no?
what do you call a tv presenter from the 80's
who's always there to lend assistance with his lifting device?
Andy Crane.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto
It's good
YOU'RE rubbish.
They don't make 'em like this anymore.
Shinless snake!
I just lost money betting on this
being a pieces_of_steve bumpage.
bum-page?
Move over, Facebook
This is harru's favourite ever thread
I can vouch for this.
What do you call a man
who orders an extra portion of ham from his personal chef (called Ed), then is so disgusted by the taste of the extra ham that he fires his entire team of personal staff?
More-Ham-Ed-All-Fired! (Mohamed Al-Fayed!!!!)
What do you call a man
who, on hearing that his father's personal chef has just been fired (along with the entire team of personal staff), demands that the assistant personal chef makes him a pizza base, even though the personal chef (Ed) tells his assistant in no uncertain terms that as they have been sacked, there is no reason to carry out orders from either Mohamed Al-Fayed or his son?
Dough! Defy Ed! (Dodi Fayed)
He dropped the 'al', yeah?
Shut up. I spent four minutes on that.
I didn't read it
the glory years
MERRY XMAS
best thread ever!
Camping
It's intense
*loves that one*
what's wrong with the state of me and my wife's finances?
well, since i blew all our money gambling, Iowa a lot of money!
What do you call the festive season at absolute zero?
Christ
Anything you like, he has leaves in his ears!
*Bump*
the evolution of comedy^^^