If only you were, Samantha, 25, London, I'd be on your case like a ton of leaves
its not that big a deal. They do it in Boots with lasers now.
more than £30 they give you a voucher for it.
Anything you like, he can't hear yoU!
depressed and suicidal with the possibility that one day he might kill someone.
an Asian baby born in a microwave?
giving birth in our (their) appliances.
i must ask her about her birth.
I'm rubbish at telling jokes
is a sign of the coming apocalypse.
Run for the hills everyone.
that I'd joined Iron Maiden
and I had to play sitting on a sofa, facing away from the stage.
It was boss.
this is a fact
You forgot the hyphen.
No I musn't forgeeeeeet...
Wow, I thought we were the only school to have that one
It went NATIONWIDE baby. Good times :)
*reminisces about the hilarity of somebody farting during assembly prayer*
Jesus Christ is risen today, Alleluia!
Our triumphant holy day, Alleluia!
Who did once, upon the cross, Alleluia!
Suffer to redeem our loss, Alleluia!
Hymns of praise then let us sing, Alleluia!
Unto Christ, our heavenly King, Alleluia!
Who endured the cross and grave, Alleluia!
Sinners to redeem and save, Alleluia!
Do you know what album had this song, can you report to us below?
But the pain which He endured, Alleluia!
Our salvation hath procured, Alleluia!
Now above the sky He's king, Alleluia!
Where the angels ever sing, Alleluia!
If you can not find the lyrics you want, You may want to request them.
Sing we to our God above, Alleluia!
Praise eternal as His love, Alleluia!
Praise Him, all you heavenly host, Alleluia!
Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, Alleluia!
Seem to be picking up some interference.
Just a little nickname thing we got going on.
This is my favourite.
who likes the versatility of disposable contact lenses?
Toe Knee Willy Arms
it's his name. Not very funny unless you mime it really.
My dad's called Toe Knee Shoo Man
that works as well. Mime wise.
was the last bit of the subject there.
two less successful posts than those I'll be incredibly surprised.
do you call three men with no shins from Oakland that form a late 80's/early 90's R&B group?
Tony Toni Toné
that shinless snake.
with laughter here, you bastards.
do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool, that was named partly after an expanse dug from the ground and partly after a mythical Scottish lake monster?
a self-help guru with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?
who is quite formal really?
in a swimming pool whilst impersonating a spherical object?
in the familiar limbless situation, floating in a stream at the bottom of some kind of geological feature?
should have read:
*in the swimming pool, unassited by bouyancy aids
with a massive smile on his face?
who's always there to lend assistance with his lifting device?
being a pieces_of_steve bumpage.
I can vouch for this.
who orders an extra portion of ham from his personal chef (called Ed), then is so disgusted by the taste of the extra ham that he fires his entire team of personal staff?
More-Ham-Ed-All-Fired! (Mohamed Al-Fayed!!!!)
who, on hearing that his father's personal chef has just been fired (along with the entire team of personal staff), demands that the assistant personal chef makes him a pizza base, even though the personal chef (Ed) tells his assistant in no uncertain terms that as they have been sacked, there is no reason to carry out orders from either Mohamed Al-Fayed or his son?
Dough! Defy Ed! (Dodi Fayed)
Shut up. I spent four minutes on that.
*loves that one*
well, since i blew all our money gambling, Iowa a lot of money!