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How y'all doing?
This is the highlight of my week, nee year.
so many questions...
The answer to all of them is Five!
Come to this or I'll whip you.
will you whip me anyway?
I had you being whipped pencilled in as the third support act. I think the punters will love it.
well look who it ain't
THE CABINET! HOW I'VE MISSED THE CABINET!
Wow! i was but a mere lurker last time i saw your lovely face (not yours bamos, tho, that too is lovely)
Just about. Be careful though, I could get offended...
But you know im your biggest fan, it's well documented and im sure i've had my minions tell you to your (lovely!hah!) face.
come to Zonino II! We miss your little Tony from Terrorvision/Jared Leto face.
Nothing like Tony from Terrorvision!
Damn you, Bamos!
although it easy to get us confused.
have pints of cider in your hands it's impossible to tell the difference.
Sadpunk's off his face on the stuff.
it was you squirrel, but it was Bamos who started the whole Tony from Terrorthingy off! :)
I'm fine, thank you for asking.
find your way out of the medicine cabinet then?
like old times *sheds a tear*
no idea who you are. :(
I feel like I'm committing some kind of sin.
in Taggart. I KNOW. John Michie or whatever he's called. I used to sleep at his house when i was younger.
We could call the press, but I'm sure they'd be unimpressed when they found out i was just his daughters friend.
Not yet, anyway. ;)
How are you?!
thanks... and you?
busy applying for jobs as usual! :)
What haveyou been up to ehere have you been?
Punched anymore pigeons?!
Have been in places with no internet and I have not had the cause to assault any more pigeons... but that's not to say I wont! :)
All pigeons must die! :D *hug*
LET THE EXCLAMATION MARK-OFF BEGIN!!!
who is sadpunk?
but unlike thewarn, he actually did leave.
it was almost exactly a year ago!!!!!!!!!!!
You go first.
life, has a message board make me grin quite this much. Meet the gang cos the gangs all here, the boys to entertain yoooouuuuu....
Now, where's Patricide?
We dont want no tangents!!
I'm good thanks, how are you?
That one was for thewarn xx
Never do I err from the path of righteousness these days.
beyond OMG SADPUNK IS ONLINE and the general suggestions of homoeroticism between him and thewarn.
could someone knock together a small flyer titled "Sadpunk: Why You Should Care"
id read it and try and understand, and then my life might be better.
Sadpunk is a nice chappie who used to post round these parts on a regular basis. Him, thewarn, Bamos, and CommanderCool were dubbed The Comedy MoFos, and they would host my fantasy radio-show (with special guest appearances from Judge_B and Colonel_K).
Ain't that nice?
like, i remember his name, but back in those days there wasnt so much o' the old banter was there?
and if this thread has all the Original Comedy Mofos in it, why has there been no epic pun offs? or was your humour more subtle?
is this going to be like when i was 5 and tried to watch Norman Wisdom?
the banter. Along with bob. And Gem and Darce. We made this place what it is. Yeah. Fuck everything else. YEAH.
got out of bed the wrong side of bed this morning </patronising>
which side do you suggest?
Get out at the foot. Haha foot.
Monpot's official mouthpiece?
somebody please understand what that means
And also some of his other major organs. I am now Monpot's left lung, his left shin and his cochlea.
poorly phrased and in bad taste?
days like this when you probably shouldnt have come on DiS?
what now? You've been reading the wrong messageboards! (music forum, most likely)
it may just be cos i just woke up, but i think reading this thread made me know how tiresome most threads on this board are to newcomers
liek, no offence meant to anyone at all.
Leave us be, meaniepants.
and i will leave if you like, but im just confused (again, i just woke up and missed signing on by some freak alarm clock incident, the details of which i should probably spare everyone, as they are dull and lengthy) and would enjoy some clarity
Is that you?
I'm afraid it's Alcxxk, not Pat Butcher or Celebrity Lesbian Pam St Clement to give her her full title.
She's going out with the woman off Keeping Up Appearances, you know?
In other news, Moira Stewart ISN'T gay. I found that out the hard way.
really? How about Sandi Totsvig?
But will only have sex with people in dictionary corner on the Countdown set.
Or Dicktionary Corner, as she likes to call it.
How the hell are you? Hope all is well :)
bad, not bad. We had a golf day, you should have been there
I heard Bamos is CRAP! :)
Well, I came second of six at golf, despite what can only be described as a 'comical' start.
And, in addition, as I think I mentioned to you before, you came SECOND of TWO at bowling to what can only be described as a GIRL. Whereas I came FIRST of TWO against the same GIRL.
Thus, me > you.
Your whole arguement is based on facts!
The TRUTH is I'm better than you.
is pregnant as well.
Erm. What else?
there were those two giants...
is possibly the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Thanks Dave, Leeds
forum search! So we can live Sadpunk glory days.
Though he came back the next day and spoiled the effect.
i was similarly grumpy in that thread too.
wow. I feel old now, because I remember you....