"Toast of the Town"
how ace would it be to start selling toast on the streets? The breakfast of Kings on the go as you stroll into work. When your fingers get greasy from the butter-use your Metro to wipe your hands clean.
"would you like butter/jam/marmite/marmalade/nutella sir?"
Everyone would buy a round of toast for 50p, right?
"Toast of the Town" is an unregistered trademark by me