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You'll feel the vaginal wall stimulated beyond endurance by the scintillating ridges along the shaft.
STIMULATINGLY RIPPLED SHAFT!
I thought I was special receiving that text from you :o(
It is the greatest thing ever!
" hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers "
:] stephen fry.
Elijah Goldberg could not have known the dread consequence of his actions, for now he had acquired a bright red yo-yo and little Adolf Hitler had run home to his mother in tears.