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why cant we see these anywhere......surely some of you guys moon and have cameras......
some of us have self-respect?
I don't have much of an ass.
but some of you dont (you know who you are), and anyway I might not be being serious.....perhaps Im being tongue in cheek
you never go ass to mouth
:( 'tongue in cheek' no.
but check out my boobies!
I could be arrested now
im soooooooo cute!
thats really sweet :)
I am not bad, I am a gentleman really, I have deliberately not clicked on mouldycherryx's profile, despite the fact I am plagued by curiosity to see if she actually has had the nerve to do it.....perhaps to sate my curiosity someone else could tell me if she actually has...............If she has I am surprised, I would have thought sarkyfox would have been the first
what, photos of my boobs?! and why?
ps. she has. she's NEKKID
I am now even more curious howeve I will resist. cos I am a gentleman
and DO IT.
you've probably already done it and just forgot
was just wishful thinking on creakyknees' part. and mine.
you know u want to ; )
you weren't................were you?!!
I prefer your old pic
although this real urge that I am now resisting is in itslf rather 'inappropriate'
mouldycherryx has even encouraged me to look, I cant quite remember your age but Im sure your a teenager....so no I wont look
well old, innit.
aha doubtfuls comment^^^^ has helped I can now not click with confidence my urge has subsided, its a sweet photo so you must be a baby photo, innit?
pictures of their children naked at a young age? What positive can come of this?
it's just fuckin babies. well. not really. you get me.
Parents at my sons school have been asked not to take photos of the school nativity play or sports day
There are some sick poeple out there
the fucker dressed as a school? wanker.
but panorama showed that when peado's get released from prison nobody checks what they're up to.
Ah fuck it, I don't want to get into a serious conversation
and, paedos, bad, government, stupid.
and the rest.
Mrs Knees has actually asked me not to put up any photos of my kids on the interweb, apart from ones with me in them as well
and only if theyre fully clothed and covered n stuff
(im not referring to you creaky, i can understand what your wife is saying) but I have quite a few pics of me fully naked when I was a little'un.
Like ones of me and my sisters in our old giant bath-tub together, they are memories. And they're proper cute too :)
It doesnt just apply to babie pics either just kid pics in general, I cant put them up on the interweb either.
I mean i dont think there would be any problems if Sarkyfox put up pictures of her puppies
(I dont know if she has any baby pets, Im just using a hypothetical example)
Someone get this guy a magazine
a gent that I do not 'utilise' gentlemens magazines....I think it is a bad business
I have none
I had a gang of mates and we all behaved badly....you know beer,druks,george thorogood,horror films,kung fu films. I went on holiday with my gf for a couple of weeks I came back and one of them let slip some of the movies they had been watching......all torrid titles......they obviously felt they couldnt watch them when i WAS AROUND.......I have also never seen a female stripper....not even a strippergram in a pub.......bizarrely I have seen a male stripper.....at the 'Black Cat' gay club in London (Id gone to see the Joan Collins Fan Club (Julian Clary)
over compensating, we get it, you aren't a dirtbag
just a deprived one....my feminist consience oppresses my inner man
I would like to salute
the asses of American slags
And all the fallen leaves
filling up shopping bags
I shake like a toothpick
Everytime I hear myself wump.
seems to have dropped it's load
I perversely clicked on Jans profile to check out his pic......I ve got PC gone mad inside of me
DIS board thread etiquette demands it, to not follow that is far worse than spelling it like that
because, as a non-english person, i actually SAY 'ass' not 'arse', depending on the situation.
he is such an arsehole
he is an ass
I would never do that
I dont look up rude words in dictionary or google them or stuff....like geaorge did in blackadder 3 with Dr Johnsons dictionary
did that first whoops mean I was trying to say that I would not 'never do that in reference to the ^^^ comment.......not that I would or wouldn't......In fact I have no opinion or stance on that whatsoever.........except as it would apply to everyone, which I wouldnt/dont havent would never
I need a lie down
for comic effect, unfortunately I had my head down so I was unable to have an overview
you will find in fact that it isnt a hole but is infact a molehill
that way everyone wins ;-)