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You put a nine volt battery in the bath with you?
'you'd get electrocuted'
is that what you were aiming for?
it was a genuine question!
And if nothing happened if you put it in the bath with you, why does something happen when you touch it with your tongue?
You get a little shock as the moistness of your tongue has just completed the connection. It's a decent to know whether or not the battery still actully works.
are bigger than tongues, usually.
Amnuck - resident DiS physicist.
don't drop it too hard or you might hurt your toe/other body part.
do they float? SEE! FIND OUT! my vote: no.
for wasting batteries.
You've angered the battery police!
Assault and battery? Bath salts and battery!
brie as a goth, tristan.
I always suspected they'd end up putting batteries up peoples bottoms.
that was really sad :( paint in his eyes and stuff. my eyes feel like that right now. i can't believe they were allowed to get new faces and stuff so people wouldn't know who they are. i'll rip them a motherfucking new face. i am shaking my fist now
Someone get Geoff
what people are talking about btw. I hope I'm not being insensitive about anything serious
Have wrightylew and martbowski been murdered?????
no this little boy got kidnapped by these teenage boys and they took him to a railway line, tied him up, put paint in his eyes and put batteries up his bottom then watched as he was killed. i think they did other torturing things too.
The Jamie Bulger killers? That was sad.
it's alright to start making jokes about horrendous tragedies? I bet there's a formula for this
death count x horror/time from tragedy + the square root of comic potential?
that's fucked up.
*Regrets inopportune Byker Grove references
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I can't even post in the sodding thread I started. Bollocks.
wouldn't you have to BRING a nine volt battery to the bath?
if you are exterior to the bath, you can't put a battery into the bath WITH yourself. you must have BROUGHT it with you.
and chiaroscuro, i know where you live and i've got a bomb.
who said i wasn't in the bath and about to put the battery in WITH me
you're going in my little book of enemies
i dare you
is santa_claus the inadequate comic creation of someone shit?
what people mean when they say theyre having a bath to recharge their batteries
in toys then licking it would not damage you, dropping it in the bath would have no effect I would not recoment touching the terminals (simultaneously) of a car battery with any part of your body.
about two people die every year from licking batteries.
clean the gene pool.
like to suck strawberry jam out of the USB ports on my PC. That isn't a health hazard of any sort, is it?
if they didnt want it to be sucked out