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dislike girly girly behaviour?
i'm a fan of girls but not when they are overly fluffy and such.
am i a woman hater?
you might hate me though :(
it's only bad when it's superficial and disguises a vacuous personality.
it's not looking good for nice_squirrel.
and start being more manly!
er, so, darts then?
after you with the glitter pens please.
and the bed was covered in soft toys and there were like, fluffy cushions and feathers around the place?
covered in soft toys. I might be a girly girly.
we can all see your profile pic, nobody is getting laid less than you.
Marlow doesn't have enough blood to use his brain and cock at the same time and he has a constant errection
I want it :(
he's awesome. His name is William, and he's a Maine Coon.
not always covered with cat hair though? Mine are short-haired things, and even touching them means I'll have to spend half an hour with a roll of selotape.
Still, he looks like pretty much the softest thing ever. I want to get a kitten! A Maine Coon kitten, naturally.
but when I go home, yes. Cat hair and half-hearted scratches.
i'm just sparked off by two girls in my office doing the whole "ooh oooh ooooh, i've never felt like this, i miss him already"
meh blah beurgh
*does pirouette, sprinkles glitter*
I don't like girly girls much either
*may not be that great
now lets hear it
It was December. The coastal winds howled around my ears as I traipsed my way to the pub; just like any other day. Nothing special in store, just a few pints, a game of arrows and some pork scratchings.
Thye pub door creaked as I pushed my way inside, eager to get that first drop of sweet, sweet beer on my tastebuds. Wait! Who's that? Why isn't Mike behind the bar tonight? Oh, Jesus! They've only got a woman in behind the bar. She'll ruin this.
Anyway ... long story short. I went back to barmaids house and she had a HUGE collection of My Little Ponies which sort of put me off a bit. She was 22!
in good humour, like.
worse than the unicorns in dodgeball?
while you're trying to be sexy? It's not nice
is you dont have to look them in the eye when youre doing it
That man will do anything for money, he really will.
I really will.
for no money?
it's a pleasure to play R Kelly for free.
world in motion too. and some linkin park.
in my 'emergency DJ box'. Alongside some happy hardcore, Slipknot, The Faculty and PJ & Duncan.
I'll give you the fee.
I would do that for free. It would be a pleasure.
shhhh all dayer. be there for party-sex action
catalogue my CDs? Be my sex slave?
Cataloguing your CDs: £25
Being your sex slave: priceless
Like the advert? YEAH?
your advert !
I'll start gathering my £35 now.
To undercut Bamos by a pound on each of those.
I'll go a fiver less on each thing. Yes I will.
for a tidy room, catalogued CDs and unlimited BamoSex? This is the best Wednesday ever.
you're going to have to exaggerate parts of it now, so that we're not disappointed.
I'm gonna put that on my cv.
just punch them in the face
are a bit irritating. I'd feel creepy if they had fluffy toy animals everywhere in their bedroom.
I guess the upside is it might make you feel like proper man if they're really girly:
*me man. you girl, toys, dolls, pink things, haha, *gets out phallus*
i like manly girls, with pecs and who talk with manly voices and they punch me on the arm when i make them laugh and chuck me on the chin when i make them think "aww, i'm glad she's my friend"
i hate pink. it is such a waste of EVERYTHING. fluff is annoying and only gets trodden into the carpet which is just AGONY to hoover out. i think the girliest i get is wearing dresses and having tits and loving my rat
i felt them last night. pretty impressive.
inform me that girliness should be celebrated, as its funny in a manner in which the phrase "what are you like" might be bandied about, girly girls will say adorable things like "are unicorns real?" and are far more amenable to doing the cooking and washing and not voting and not noticing what you are putting in their drink.
does not make you a woman-hater. STand down, PC trooper.