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I need cheering up
i reek of desperation
I don't normally go in for the self indulgent thing, but joke threads are good for everybody, right?
JOKE ME UP
i don't fucking know
i have one about penguins but i can't remember the punchline.
you are ass and noone likes you.
you fucking shit cunt
*happy thoughts happy thoughts*
All you have, alas, are suck and fail.
I'M LAUGHING AT YOU
I AM LAUGHING AT YOU
THANK YOU XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
There's this baby polar bear, and he goes up to his dad
"Daddy, Daddy. I'm a really a polar bear?"
"Yes of course you are"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes of course I'm sure"
"Are you sure you're sure?"
"YES. Now leave me alone"
So the baby polar bear ambles away, still just as confused as he was. He sits there for a few minutes, before approaching his mum
"Mummy, Mummy. Am I really a polar bear?"
"Aw yes, sweetie"
"Yes, you're a polar bear"
"How do you know for sure?"
"Because I know. Now stop being so silly"
So the baby polar bear walks away, still not convinced. A few more minutes go by, and he goes up to his dad again
"Daddy, Daddy. How can you be so sure I'm a polar bear?"
"Because you are. I'M a polar bear, your MOTHER is a polar bear and YOU are a polar bear. Why are you asking such a silly question?"
"Because I'm fucking freezing"
...my brain actually runs slower than a normal human being, though.
All the lads!
I understand, I guess it's one of those jokes you have to get straight away.
Here's one I stole from an Idler issue...
If quizes are quizzical, then what are tests?
I REEK OF DESPERATION, LOL
The interrupting cow.
the interrupting cMOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo...
I like that one ^^^
Suggs coming up your driveway.
Because it's not big and it's not clever
After his break-up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather