i swear this gets better every week.
2048: Cristiano Ronaldo is out on the right, the sort of ground Ronald Reagan liked in his political career, and threads a delightful low cross into the box which evades both Wayne Rooney and Alan Smith.
2045: Sir Alex Ferguson is chewing his gum furiously.
2040: The Madeiran's parents were big fans of the former US President's films.
2038: Darryl Flahavan makes an excellent one-handed save to tip Cristiano Ronaldo's shot over the bar. Did you know Ronaldo was named after Ronald Reagan?
i mean, what?!