That Nokia advert is pure unadulterated cunt, isn't?

Do some piece of work
or
Take Charley (boy) and Lucie (girl) to school.

WHAT THE FUCK? Why would you call your kids that unless you were a total cock? Charlie and Lucy: yes. Fine names. Why alter the spelling twattishly, though?

And on top of that, zero marks to Nokia for suggesting you can buy their phone and compromise on being a parent for your high powered job.

Fucks.