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my success of late has been muted. I want tips from females/Ho_fo to improve my skillz
I shall experiment with this on friday.
Being yourself obviously isn't working. Study a friend who is successful with girls and be him.
'in your eyes' at them really loud.
'in my eyes' at them really loud.
who was saying you never pulled a few weeks ago? I seem to remember telling you that you had quite a nice face, and I can't see how else this would have come up.
Don't worry; you have quite a nice face.
but say I have a nice face anyway.
quite a nice face.
but let's not make this a circle jerk thread. I wasn't looking for sympathy.
insert rohypnol here *points to cocktail glass*
your results have been so muted? maybe?
I think it cause EVERYONE in the whole of Bath Uni is from a private school. and sneers at commoners like me.
wankers at bath.
actually most of the lads are alright, must be said.
go to private school. sorry.
some are. well, my school isnt like a really elitist one. most people are down to earth, no ideas above their station like some private schools, yuck.
but i tend to seek girls elsewhere anyway, the girls at school are just a bit boring.
i actually mean myspace.
have started on myspace. YES! i am so so cool !!!!
if you insist
and their hair smells good. always!
relationships are ace, but girls smell icky
i have been told my hair smells nice a few times recently :D
i love my hair :)
I can't smell but am amazed that I (apparently) smell good since I don't wear that perfume stuff and rarely wash and eat smelly food a lot.
Put it down to my "arithmic, akward dancing".
at parties is great. I recently started walking up to people at parties or clubs and saying "hello, will you be my friend?" and they are always too IN LOVE WITH ME/pitying of my desperation that they AGREE. Brilliant.
The stuff above is good advice except number 9 - this might only work in some cases. If a boy I didn't know did this to me, I'd probably back away. I am bad at being chatted up.
But yes, learn to dance! Bad faces can be ENTIRELY FORGOTTEN by the ability to dance. Although, your face is quite nice, as we mentioned already.
some points I knew, and some interesting ones I didn't.
I love you Ho_Fo.
good dancers intimidate me
now I just have to, like, be able to implement them.
why aren't we married, hmm?
then show her a picture of a kitten.
if you're trying to pull me then pretend to hate me or just ignore me completely. i am so hot for hate
i can't be bothered with people who hate me, it just shows they must be a loser.
though i understand the allure of someone pretending they hate you; you WANT them to like you so bad etc.
i just prefer people to like me.
k, i'm not a girl though.
The boys who actually like me bore me.
I like a challenge, and thus go for the ones who
a)have a girlfriend
lemonbrickcombo then is to either
a)pretend you have a girlfriend
a messed up teenager </emo>
it's always fun when you turn someone from hating you into fancying you. then i get bored and annoyed that it's not a challenge anymore and realised that maybe i never liked them in the first place, i just wanted a challenge..
but i swear there is no such thing as a well adjusted 17 year old girl.
they ALL seem to have some problem or other.
it's true though
My problem is not meeting enough girls. And when I do, there's always something like my cab arrives or their cab arrives or the pub shuts or whatever which stops things from developing into something beautiful :)
I used to be a little unconfident emo "no one likes me" person but finally having a longish relationship (now ended) has made me fairly confident.
I save most of my "what was I talking about?!" "why didn't I say anything interesting!?!" etc regretting for after rather than doing my old sitting in the corner hoping someone would approach me schtick which never worked, surprisingly.
because although you (not personally) don't realise it, it's the not worrying about what you say that makes you come across as a better person, more confident and stuff. otherwise you're constantly apologising for something the other person probably didn't mind/notice until you pointed it out.
I used to think to much about what I was saying (as I was saying it) all the time, which turns you into a momo. Now I just spout it (when I'm feeling confident and drunk) and hope for the best, and then maybe regret it afterwards in bed. It's working ok so far.
i save all my worries up for a day i'm not doing anything else then dwell away
but I haven't had any major 'interaction' with females in two months gah
that's about all i have had in the last 8 months or so
but no rats were involved
ps i meant boys
pps A RAT IS AN AMINAL
COLIN MIGHT READ THIS
SHITFUCK ABANDON EVERYTHING
RAT ACTION WITH A BOY WHEN I PUT THE SPEECH THINGIES AROUND "INTERACTION"
SPEAK UP, IS THERE SOMETHING LOUDER THAN CAPS LOCK?
cant see but you feel it.
made me look like a right tard
I saw it in Rugrats once. Poke them a lot, insult them, pull their hair. Then they will be yours.
Personally i throw bottles at them and insult where they are from.
really really really cool, you are