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Should I tell my mum?
Its funny, cos you do piss out your dick. THAT MAKES YOU PISSDICK.
Last night some neds told my friend (who was wearing a pig mask) "that guy's got a face like a pig !.... PIGFACE CUNT !! AHAHAHAHA"
Because his fingers look like willies.
but on the phone, like