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as you look like someone. Can;t think of who, though..
ear plugs for a regular night out involving Theo, so this would be no problem.
How can I fight?!
is that instead of a right hand I have a hideous metal claw, something like Hellboy.
is a big pile of pies and several empty bottles of cider.
you would lose, theo.
you may be strong, but magners is stronger.
As he is HARD AS FUCK.
BUT if Theo can use his freakishly massive calf muscles agressively, I'm not so sure.
I'd have to have a plan to take care of them bad boys.
They can absorb anything you'd throw at them. My advice would be to stay away from them completely. Work on his neck I say.
You're in my corner. You can hold the bucket that I spit into between rounds, and put cotton buds on my cuts and things.
LL Cool TJ, in fact. Oh yeah. :D
KILL 'IM IN THE NECK!
1) Who's bought you more alcohol?*
2) Who's visited you in Cardiff?
Why are you against me, eh? Eh?
*I don't know the answer to this in fact...
because he is quite clearly a regular scrapping type...
No way :(
my bad. well maybe i've changed my mind then...
I'm a novice. But I've seen Rocky and things. i've got the moves.
probably practice by hitting something like a pillow...
he has the height advantage plus those chunky calf muscles
scotta be the Bambi, sorry Theo. I'm sure you could beat, like, a girl or something.
bamos IS a girl.
by weapons i mean actual swords/guns/mallets/maces....?
Mano-a-mano, fist fighting to the DEATH.
unless Theo can somehow use cider and pie to create a distraction.
By about an inch or so? I can't remember.
( .)( .)
This sort of thing will not be allowed. Can I get some sort of steward's enquiry or something?
can't imagine it being a Sky Box Office event, and I don't think that the two would ever come to blows. It would be fairly namby-pamby stuff if they did.
If it makes either of you feel any better, I'm sure you could both take me in a bout of fistycuffs. I am weak as a lamb
twice as woolly.
we go again. You can't leave my wooliness alone, can you?
someone start the thread.
who can I fight?
his reach advantage would be too much for you bammy
and you can't hit a man with glasses. Does Theo? wear glasses? Or is it just a fantasy of mine?
your fantasy COME TRUE
I should start a DiS speccy club. Who's in?
oh yeah, you're right. We're fucked.
then who'd be missing out?
going solo is where itz at
Theo to win, just because of those calves. But Bamos is super strong, as he managed to lift me and PeeVee up with on of us in each arm. Hmm.
You and PeeVee are so twee!
I could probably do that...
bamos lifted me and bobbygeorge up at the same time.
im pretty chuffin heavy
that's impressive. Ok, Bamos to win then.