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Safe to eat all the mini milky ways and mars bars, you reckon?
i've had two
one went "OH MY GOD YOU TEACH AT RECEPTION, I'M GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE EVERY DAY NOW"
and the other one scared me shitless cos i thought it was a firework and opened the door to look and this voice from below boomed trick or treat and then i looked down and these children in ghoulish masks stared up at me
trick someone someday.
really, really harsh
to less fortunate people than yourself?
THE TABLES HAVE TURNED etc
and it's waiting at the school gate.
Am I right?
thank god i refreshed before i did!
Fair, but ugly. And anyway, the only difference is I didn't post a thread about it.
A fucking great word. (What a way to mark my 3000th post).
3000 was even less eventful. Rats...
Shame I was the subject of it
the door for a firework bang?
It would be over...
that knock on my door are about 15. Naturally I tell them to piss off.
what with me living in a block of flats.
actually - fuck
i better not get buzzed on my intercom.
about 8 kids. One of them was dressed in an AMAZING pumpkin costume. I said "wow, cool pumpkin" and heard her boasting to the group when I closed the door. Cute.
you also being obscene with your 'squirrel' then?
went to answer the door just now, thinking it was our housemate who always goes out without her keys. He bellowed 'Where's your key, bitch?" while opening the door to some very bemused 10 year olds. He gave them Hula Hoops.
and come to my door, all I have is Carling
I said "you haven't put much effort into your outfits"
one of them said in a thick yorkshire accent "I have, i'm a mosher usually!"
they got it
We're getting our secure entry buzzer thing fitted next week, so it's still touch and go for tonight. I've decided in light of not having any treats I'm just not going to open the door.