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is amazing - my ideal woman
who's your ideal man / woman from off of the tele and that?
no personality whatsoever
sure, you could have sex with her but is your ideal woman really just a pretty face?
is so far from dull... she just plays dead pan so well. she's quirky and interesting. i saw her in madame jo jo's the other night and she was having quite literally the best night ever by the looks of things... so i reckon she'd be great fun
even if she looked like moquita from the last popworld i would still fancy her. probably.
I think she's just thick.
she the one that wears smocks, and is as boss-eyed as a plate of kippers?
I guess what I'm trying to say, is that I don't like her
she needs feeding up too I would say.
yes, she has such a blow up doll face
Is she Chinese?
i don't like her anymore.
I actually do love alexa chung.
I actually hate everyone APART from the Chinese.
more chance for me
to give that the proper response it deserves. You're wrong man, WRONG!
Kirstie's sister is utterly rubbish.
not sure who else
Andrew Lincoln and Jeff from coupling.
It's only sodding EGG AND JEFF!
Best. Moment. Ever.
and why the apathy?
She's just not all that amazing in the flesh and not particularly funny / charming.
of a stale crust of bread that you find stuck behind the microwave. covered in 'fluff' and dead woodlice, when you move it in order to pick up the biscuit you dropped behind there.
if that bread crust was boss-eyed
he way cute
is the personification of sex.
a boss eyed piece of wood
I'm a straight man and even I know that the personification of sex is Josh Homme.
the FEMALE personification of sex.
Because you wanted to. You can't get enough of Ken Hom and his Hot Wok.
You told me it his Hot C... I'm not even going to bother.
but I realised it wasn't funny.
it's called 'quality control', you should try it.
Then I got a couple of LOLs for some old-skool work and decided I was better not thinking about reactions before I post. Much easier.
It's obvious you've just been copy and pasting your old skool work.
It's not quality control you need, it's LOLity control!! GUFFAW!
If, that is, you ever had it. Whatever it is. What is 'it'?
I can't find it anywhere.
I always leave my books there.
My pillow is now six feet above the bed.
all the girls you have piled up on it.
under the bed. I'm a tidy kinda guy.
= human marmite?
bit in cans of dog food
in the bum bum!
But I fear I must.
I used to fancy her yonks ago when she was on that little series about a wannabe model on Fashion TV cable channel! I never made the connection! I was a fan way before you lot, ya see!
I feel wrong.
its very very right
Just so we can remind ourselves what she looks like n stuff.
not working. pickles in the title has got me excited.
joke gets lost in the ether. I should stop telling them, I really should.
about the dog who found the world cup but my new quality control regime prevented me.
You're just not as quickwitted as me.
i stifled a work based LOL