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What do you call a baby kitten?
'Fluffy little cutey-pie.'
3-year old old Joey and Lisa are playing in the living room.
Joey: Lisa, do you want to give me a blowjob in the patio?
Lisa: What's a patio?
Nothing. They're both dead.
you're a classic example of a momo, and also on fire.
that would be a very bad chat up line joke
Ever since the threshing accident. The country life is a dangerous one.
it isn't i live in the countryside and nothing ever happens...except for those panther sightings...i bet its just a really fat farm cat
....pfffttt to you pARSEefone
the bucket! boom boom!
Cause they argghhhhh.
I've always wanted to use that.
forget to give it back at the end of the day, though!
*sighs in an unimpressed manner*
I never got to use all these when they were in fashion. I'm just trying them on for size!