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Give me some sympathy
Quite poor on sympathy at the moment.
Maybe next week...
I'll be DEAD!
really can't be THAT bad, so just rest up and get over it, like everyone else does.
at your funeral then...
Get better soon and post a lot.
It'll make you feel better !
I'm trying to be a bit of a martyr at the moment, I'm hoping everyone around me will notice I'm sick and will be grateful that I've made the effort to come to work. Then I'll go home about 2ish because it's all too much.
As I'm walking out the door, everyone will sigh and say "wow, what a guy!"
have some tea and a nice biscuit, some relaxing dvds and a blanket and a hug.
You're my new favourite, because you're nice - not like that nasty Doubtful.
my boyfriend is coming down with a cold.
im gearing up for the morning when he wakes up and says 'iiiim gonnnnna DIIIE!..'
my advice is: take some Echinacea. it is truly amazing stuff.
You don't see me complaining about my ills, do you? No, because I'm a man
before you stab him in the face
no, no I'm not. I just know all you tricks
thanks ever so much.
Do you want to come round and dab my forehead with a wet flannel?
now I have to go and spread some germs in a meeting. Wish me luck! I know your thoughts will be with me
something kind of snapped in my stomach region, making me go 'ow'. Now I feel sick. Diagnose me, oh doctors of DiS!
er, where is my appendix? I think that might hurt more...
From what I've heard the pain is quite severe. And there should be inflamation or tenderness involved too.
I remember this information from Roald Dahl's autobiography "Boy", so it's probably correct.
They said he wasn't well didn't they? Seems they weren't kidding.
Squirrel - you've probably got what we call in the medical profession "a tummy bug". Take some pepto bismol and see if that helps.
a pulled muscle.
I prescribe rest.
I'm only at work til Wednesday this week, yayo!