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What do you LOVE to receive as gifts?
Preferably not music..
M&S voucher please
black roses would woo me good
apparently they like chocolate
...don't exist, I just looked 'em up, maybe you mean dark red?
my sister in law can get them her shop is called 'Orchis' and is on the abbeydale road in Sheffield.
They really were nice roses.
if you put the stalks in black dye, mixed with water i THINK the petals slowly absorb the colours
i might be wrong though...my friend made blue roses for her boyfriend once
how about some old spice?
tickets, ummmm i don't know really, thoughful things?
want for breakfast.
so they can buy/choose/take back/ um/ah/change mind again......so the best gift you could give would be a credit card in your name and say £2000 limit.....any woman would love you for that
can't see it happening
in Christ's chin is a semi-permanent blow job?
A friend of mine has just received treatment for a trapped nerve in his back that resulted in him shooting his load into a bag for 4 hours.
4 fucking hours. I think about that and cry. I'd have to be put under anasthetic for such a procedure, otherwise I would be crying my eyes out
Who was his doctor? zxcvbnm?
can you describe this treatment?
had a nerve problem in his back, and the treatment involved the attaching of electrodes. One of which was placed on his gooch, and resulted in him, um, spending himself continuously for a 4 hour period. There were some terrible fluids in the bag by the end of it, from what he has said. He is also at the moment suffering some quite violent wet dreams, apparently.
He has to repeat this treatment in the near future. It is his last chance before an operation that would result in 3 months traction, apparently.
I think I'd rather someone ripped my spleen out, in all honesty
It WILL involve me tying you to your desk and pushing paperclips up your nose until you vomit into the bin.
I wish I was a doctor.
does it derive from the cricketer?
You'd let her get a drink of water or a trip to the loo every once in a while, before getting her back behind the pump.
you can subtly interfere with her enjoyment by pretending that you dont really like the most expensive stuff "It doesnt really suit you" and by dragging your feet you can slow down the shopping and thus limit the number of purchases.
corrective garments, if they're fat?
is that, like all women, she wants the moon on a stick
and Im a man...so that means nothing..............................................thinks why do you want an orrer? just to look at or to set up in some deviant manner so that you get to climax siderealy
the problem is that they are quite expensive, and small and minging....the old brass ones were great (but wrong?)
How would you like some drama students dressed up as planets running round a field?.... (nah two dimensional....how about some imax 3d thing?
although I notice that you expressed the same sentiment to zxcvbnm.
Never mind I forgive you, because you seem nice too, I can tell that underneath your brazen exterior you are a decent warm hearted intelligent human.
i like to recieve gifts that are things i like- something thought went into.
so it depends who the girl is, and how you know her, and what the occasion is.
...how right you are, but that won't look very good on a magazine page!
I thought I'd get there first - shoes - it's a mite tricky but get it right and they're the best present ever.
Stuff that is useless but that we love is always good, all too often boys are guilty of the heinous sin...the practical present, gah.
and yo soy and zxcvbnm.generally.
wasn't my story, that was from my friend Unlucky Martin.
Anyone that can guess why we call him Unlucky Martin gets 10 guessing points