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Long wimmins hair. What can I do to make it go away?
serious answers plz!
zxcvbnm, I'm looking in your direction
I do this
pleasure yourself in the shower, it gets caught in the plug hair.
then it gets worse, and acts like a HAIRY PLUG. And then you stand in the shower, and you have an inch of water at your feet, with floaty hair all around you. Bad news brown.
Can't I melt it with meths? (not the DiS character)
do you ignore that as well? DO YOU?
someone to clean it out for you, of course
I used some yesterday. Works like a charm.
I tend to pull out the chunks in a piece of toilet roll each morning (while shuddering) and then drop the offending clump in the toilet for flushing.
When cleaning the bathroom I apply bleach to the plug hole to dissolve the heair, but there's a really good Mr. Muscle thing that gets to it.
1) Get a plunger and use it to pull up the clumps of grim hair.
2) take the side off the shower/bath and remove the u-bend and unblock it physically.
2) Pfft, yeah, right!
Mr Muscle it is
and you realise that someone has been unknowingly walking around with spunk in their hair!
I thought it was a Hoxton fashion thing. You're too cool for me.
Jittery 'trigger' finger. :-(
use caustic soda....its non branded and therefore much cheaper....and you'll get loads left over.....leave it a while then give the plug a good plunging.....block up other linked plugholes and any overflow......also beware whilst plunging, if you have put caustic soda or Mr muscle down the plughol.....vigourous plunging might mean you get an eyeful of something corrosive
I highly recommend squeezing a tube of immac (or similar) down the plughole to clear the blockage
if it's just hair in the plughole don't be a wuss - just pull it out and throw it in the rubbish
you can get a little plastic thing from IKEA to put over the shower plughole that traps all the hair by the way
I need IKEA and Mr Muscle
unless you have all day to wait for your bath to drain.
don't use the MR Muscle shit - it's terrible for the environment - using the hair removal cream of whichever girl it is who is blocking the plughole to teach her a lesson
I speak from experience
like the things that you get to stop the sink plug hole from getting blocked. BOREDOM while you wait for the water to drain away.
is just to set fire to your bathroom.
last weekend I had to change the bog seat.....its screws had all corroded where my sons have 'missed' over the years.
does it keep falling down? PM me with your problem, I consider myself somewhat of a bog seat expert.
By the way why did you phone your wife? so she could laugh at you stuck? or is she a hand removal expert?
Where do you live? if its close Ill come round.....whilst I wont actually touch it (cos its your households wee) I will happily advise and guide you on what to do with your hands/seat
we could arrange for it to happen when your wife is out, she need never know, she'll think you've fixed it.
call to release us both because we both managed to get our hands stuck behind the loo seat
I had to wipe shite off the toilet seat, I kid not
I have a housemate with severe mental issues/frequent blackouts